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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of
America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."
The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.
When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last 4. The other 20 million are already there.
Captain Vietnam
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Star-Spangled Banner
Couldn't get enough, so I looked out of the window to watch America: Civil War.
It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
Captain Vietnam.
Captain Hook, Captain Crunch, and Captain America walk into a bar.
Hook says, "Ahoy mates, I'll buy the first round. Just let me go to the bathroom real quick."
The others wait and when Hook comes back Captain America asks, "Hey Hook, how bout those drinks?"
Hook yells, "Shove it up yer stars and stripes, ya flag waving boy scout!"
America turns to Crunch, "Why's he suddenly "irate"?
Crunch says, "Well, that's what happens when you take the P out of a pirate"
The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
The Star Spangled Banner
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Star spangled Banner.
Does that make it poly-hammer-us?
Captain Vietnam
Always trying to take captain america's job.
Captain Vietnam
Quicksilver.
He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.
One buck
A horrific Civil War
I hear it will be a small role
Language!
If you're white, you'll get Captain America.
If you're black, you'll get capped in America.
Captain Vietnam.
Thor is in Asgard
Ironman died
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
-Vibranium
-What's Hawkeye's shield made out of?
-Quicksilver
He asks Ryan first
\- What is America, you?
\- It is my mother, and I love it more than anything.
\- What would you do for her?
\- I would sacrifice myself, if necessary.
Pleased, he asks Forrest
\- And you, do you love America, soldier?
\- Yes, but actually no, sir.
\- Why is that, soldier?
\- It would be morally wrong, sir. Ryan's mom is married, and I ain't a big fan of MILF.
He wasn't getting enough iron, man.
Steve, Roger that?
One iced Americano
Doesn't fit the color scheme.
Avengers, ensemble!
An iced americano
1. A friendly man gets him to do drugs.
2. He has to work real hard to get his friend out of trouble.
3. He takes a stand against people with different ideology.
4. He doesn't get the girl.
And,
5. When he finally goes to sleep, he doesn't wake up for 70 years.
Name one character who could beat Captain America...
Captain Vietnam
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