The Best 10 Capsule Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Capsule jokes. There are some capsule lander jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these capsule throat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Capsule Jokes and Puns

Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy got

Today, I'm going to open up the time capsule I made when I was a kid...

I can't wait to see how big my puppy is now!!!!

For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year

I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got

Capsule joke, For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year

I get to open the time capsule I buried as a child tomorrow!

I can't wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!

Today, I'm gonna dig up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy's gotten.


Why did the astronaut kick her bf out of the capsule?

he needed some space

Want to come out of the capsule and do a spacewalk with me?

No pressure.

Capsule joke, Want to come out of the capsule and do a spacewalk with me?

What do you call a time capsule from WWII?

A mine.

A man is cutting sides of

A man is cutting sides of a capsule before taking it.

His neighbour saw this and asked him,

why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?

He replied To avoid the side effects :P :D lolx hahhahahah

If you want to stop a bad habit...

eat a cyanide capsule

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the capsule avoid jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working capsule warns piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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