Capsule Jokes
7 capsule jokes and hilarious capsule puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about capsule that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Take a quick break from the mundane! This article explores capsule jokes that are sure to make you chuckle - from comparing a time capsule to a suppository to comparing a puppy to a tootsie roll. Read on to find these quips and more!
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What is a good capsule joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid.
I can't wait to see how big my puppy got
For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year
I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got
What do you call a time capsule from WWII?
A mine.
Want to come out of the capsule and do a spacewalk with me?
No pressure.
A man is cutting sides of
A man is cutting sides of a capsule before taking it.
His neighbour saw this and asked him,
why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?
He replied To avoid the side effects :P :D lolx hahhahahah
A man went to the doctor this morning as he hadn't been feeling well.
The doctor examined him, left the room and came back with three different bottles of pills.
He said, Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red capsule with another big glass of water.
Afraid that he was suffering from a deadly disease, the man stammered, By God, Doc, what's my problem?
The doctor said, You're not drinking enough water.
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A bar of soap is a p**... hair time capsule.
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