Capsized Jokes
25 capsized jokes and hilarious capsized puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about capsized that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Capsized Short Jokes
Short capsized jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The capsized humour may include short overturned jokes also.
- Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in the water.... .....you can safely wear it on your head....because it's capsized.
- You know you can fit any boat on your head Just flip it upside down. That makes it capsized
- I just can't fit an upside boat on my head, and I just don't know why... ...it was clearly capsized
- Where is the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? (Worst joke ever) The Galley!
Everything but the kitchen sinks.
^(I warned you) - Two Roman sailors were the only survivors when their longship capsized. When asked by the rescuing ship's commander how many survivors there were, they responded "II, sir!"
- Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
^(I feel dirty) - Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a ship when a rogue wave causes it to capsize. Who survives? America
- I was robbed by a capsized pirate today. He said he couldn't feed his kids and was underwater.
- Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved? The United States of America
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Capsized One Liners
Which capsized one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with capsized? I can suggest the ones about shipwrecked and boat sank.
- If your boat turns upside down you can wear it on your head It's capsized.
- If you turn a boat over you can wear it as a hat It's capsized
- If your rowing boat turns upside down, you can wear it as a hat.. It's capsized.
- I own a boat but you can only fit your head in it It's capsized
- Did you know you can turn a canoe over and use it as a hat? Because it's Cap-sized.
- Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? It's cap-sized
- Heard a boat was capsized the other day Didn't think it would be that small
- TIL if you flip over a canoe, you can wear it. It's "cap"-sized
- Most people don't realize that rocking a boat can make it smaller It will become capsized
- Our sailing trip in Maine was going great... until we were capsized by Augusta wind.
- Hillary Clinton and Nickelback are on a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America
- If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.
- Why was the boater afraid of buying a hat? Because they were afraid of capsizing.
- While buying bras, seafarers turned their boats over. They needed capsizes.
Ridiculous Capsized Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about capsized you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean collapsed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make capsized pranks.
Two whales are swimming along in the ocean...
When one whale spots a fishing boat. So he says to the other whale "Hey, that is the boat that harpooned Frank, we should get back at them"
The other whale says "Oh yeah? What should we do?"
"I say we both go under their boat, and blow our blowholes as hard as we can, that will knock over their boat!" And so both whales went under the boat, and with a powerful blast they were able to capsize the boat and send all the sailors into the water.
The first whale then says "Now that they are all in the water, I say we eat them!"
And the second whale replies "Woah, woah, woah. I was all for the b**... but I won't s**... any s**...".
A Pirate's Life
A pirate goes into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says:
"Wow, you look like you've had a long life. Tell me about it. How did you get your wooden leg?"
" Arrr.... me ship capsized and a shark bit me leg off. Then while loading a canon it blew me hand clean off".
"What about the eye-patch?".
"I happened to look up when a gull flying overhead crapped on me eye".
"Well, that doesn't qualify an eye patch, now does it?"
"Arrrgh, it was the first day I got me hook".
While fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted:
Are there any gators around here?!
No, the man hollered back, they ain't been around for years!
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy:
How did you get rid of the gators?
We didn't do nothin', the beachcomber said. The sharks got 'em."
Two blondes were tubing down a river...
Two blondes were tubing down a river when they got pulled into the rapids. Their tubes capsized and floated off without them and they ended up on opposite sides of the river.
One yells to the other, "How do I get to the other side?"
The other yells back, "You're on the other side!"
