The Best 50 Caps Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Caps jokes. There are some caps tinfoil jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caps baggy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Caps Jokes and Puns
What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?
One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!
My Uncle said this now that there are two popes
Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on.
The bartender says, "Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"
Why don't mountains get cold?
They wear snow caps. *cringe*
^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line.
People that type in all caps are...
Capitalists.
The Zika virus is spreading across the Americas. In other news...
sales of Extra Small Baseball caps are on the rise.
I was at a hat shop and the sign read, "ALL CAPS MUST GO!"
...and I thought what hypocrites!
Ironically
Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'.
Republicans were just informed about the effects of Global Warming on the polar ice caps
They're losing their cool!
What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?
They both turn "o" into "O".
What do Caps Lock and prison have in common?
A minor touch and you get capital punishment.
How do you tell if someone online is American?
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded.
(Not the best and not original)
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Hey @realDonaldTrump, try pressing the caps lock key...
@realDonaldTrump: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
Once this whole "global warming thing" melts the ice caps
We're gonna have a canoe world order.
Why are the polar ice caps melting
Because polar bears are a hot animal
Why did Club Penguin shut down?
The Republicans melted the ice caps.
Why couldnt the laptop take off his hat?
He had caps lock on.
In fallout, why are caps used as currency?
Because america is a CAPitalist country.
My lady friend told me she wishes to find a love so strong that it makes her weak in the knees
So I broke her knee caps.
how to keep all your work you've typed up in microsoft word.
you need a paper clip and a chainsaw to tell clippy to stop telling me to turn all caps.
Why does Superman have a lower case "s" on his chest?
Because not all heroes wear caps.
The store I work at received a bunch of baseball caps with Pikachu on them. My manager held one up and said, "You know what would happen if you put this on?"
"You'd look like an Ash hat!"
What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common?
They both turn o into an O .
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- Dude, press the Caps Lock key on your keyboard!
- WOW, THIS IS MUCH BETTER, I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT ANYMORE
What do you call a person with bottle caps for hands?
Handicapped.
Want to come out of the capsule and do a spacewalk with me?
No pressure.
Old Christmas favorite
Got breakfast at the diner. They serve eggs Benedict on hub caps. Because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
Did you hear about the new Christmas restaurant downtown?
They have an eggs Benedict dish that they service on car hub caps - it's called there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise
Credit to Colin Mochrie.
What did the paper clip say?
It looks like you're writing unsubstantiated nonsense. Would you like to turn on all caps?
IF I SCAM SOMEONE WITH CAPS LOCK ON..
IS IT A CAPITAL CRIME?
I worked with a guy on a building site...
I once worked with a guy on a building site who never wore steel toe caps. When I asked him why, he said he didn't them. Turns out he was lactose intolerant.
Why couldn't the IT guy take his hat off?
Caps lock
Q: Why do we have knee caps?
A: cuz TWO IS ENOUGH!
For sale, double reed woodwind, fair condition
The caps lock is stuck and it's missing is "e" key. $200 OBO.
[OC] WHAT DID THE OPENING SHIFT EMPLOYEE SAY TO THE BOSS WHEN HE COULDN'T GET INSIDE THE HAT STORE?
SORRY MY CAPS KEY IS BROKEN.
Why couldn't the computer take its hat off?
It had CAPS lock on.
The polar ice caps just melted and The Netherlands got fully submerged
Now they're called The Marijuana Trench
How do you get rid of capitalism?
Just get rid of the shift and caps lock keys.
crappy pun
me: you know how sometimes caps lock locks you out of a website ,because you forgot to turn it off when typing the password
human society: yes
me: I guess caps lock is awfully shifty
IF YOU SEE A LINK TITLED JAMES CHARLES NUDE , DON'T CLICK ON IT.
#IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK.
When humans pee outside
It's probably the equivalent of ALL CAPS to the canine world.
WHY DO BOOMERS TYPE IN ALL CAPS
BECAUSE THEY'RE CAPITALISTS
WARNING IF YOU HAVE SEEN A LINK ON THE INTERNET OFFERING FREE DONUTS, DO NOT CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT FORCES CAPS LOCK TO BE PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED ON YOUR COMPUTER!
// THE POLICE
My Google password is "SnowWhite&the7dwarves"
Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol
IF YOU SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK SAYING "CLICK HERE FOR TRUMP NUDES" DON'T OPEN IT
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I went to the dentist to put all caps on my teeth...
...now I can't help but shout every time I talk.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "LEBRON JAMES NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
What does caps lock and prison have in common?
They both turn "o" into "O".
Why couldn't the computer take it's hat off?
It forgot to take Caps Lock off.
Q. What do penguins wear on their heads?
Q. What do penguins wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps.
Why couldn't the computer take it's hat off?
Because caps lock was on.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the caps clinics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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