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88 caps jokes and hilarious caps puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about caps that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with these silly all-caps jokes! From yummy food to sunscreen taters, we've compiled the funniest jokes to type with caps lock!

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Funniest Caps Short Jokes

Short caps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caps humour may include short capt jokes also.

  1. Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap sized
  2. Did you know you can wear any boat as a hat? You just have to turn it upside down to make it cap sized.
  3. Trump says he'll put a cap on immigrants coming into the US—I don't approve. Immigrants should be allowed to wear what they like.
  4. I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions say "Remove cap and push up bottom." Wouldn't it be better to put it under your arms?
  5. My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on.
    The bartender says, "Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"
  6. My grandma had a scare when she felt a lump under her breast Turns out it was just her knee cap
  7. I got stopped by a woman cop with "LAPD" on her cap I said, where's your colleague with "ANCE" on hers?
  8. I went to the dentist to put all caps on my teeth... ...now I can't help but shout every time I talk.
  9. Just bought a new deodorant... The instructions say 'remove cap and push up bottom.'
    ...which helps with the smell, admittedly, but hurts a lot!
  10. A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... He orders a beer.
    Popping off the cap, the bartender says Wow! Where did you get that?
    The parrot replies, Africa.

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Caps One Liners

Which caps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caps? I can suggest the ones about cape and cope.

  1. What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common? They both turn o into an O .
  2. Why does Superman have a lower case "s" on his chest? Because not all heroes wear caps.
  3. What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison? They both turn "o" into "O".
  4. Why couldnt the laptop take off his hat? He had caps lock on.
  5. Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills
  6. How do snowmen keep their heads warm during the winter solstice? They wear "ice" caps!
  7. What does a barista wear? A cap and chinos.
  8. IF I SCAM SOMEONE WITH CAPS LOCK ON.. IS IT A CAPITAL CRIME?
  9. Why don't Korean captains wear hats? Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.
  10. Did you know you can turn a canoe over and use it as a hat? Because it's Cap-sized.
  11. Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him Cap.
  12. How big was the iceberg that sank the Titanic? Cap size
  13. Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? It's cap-sized
  14. What does caps lock and prison have in common? They both turn "o" into "O".
  15. Why couldn't the computer take it's hat off? Because caps lock was on.

All Caps Jokes

Here is a list of funny all caps jokes and even better all caps puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A person walks into an auto shop and says I'd like a gas cap for my KIA.
    The car mechanic thinks for a few moments says, OK, that seems like a fair trade.
  • A pirate captain says to his first mate... Where are my buccaneers?
    Aye Cap'n, they're the sides of your buccan' head!
  • I got a new deodorant today. The instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom".
    Now I can hardly walk, but my farts smell AWESOME
  • Guys walks in to a parts store. Can I get a new gas cap for my Yugo? The attendant replies, sounds like a fair trade to me.
  • Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds? I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
  • Steve Rogers gets into Santa Claus's automobile... ...and is immediately shot dead.
    RIP Steve Rogers.
    He was capped in a merry car.
  • I went into the Auto Parts store I said:
    "I want a new gas cap for my AMC Gremlin."
    The owner said:
    "Sounds like a fair trade."
  • Q. What do penguins wear on their heads? Q. What do penguins wear on their heads?
    A. Ice caps.
  • HEY, HOW ARE YOU? - Dude, press the Caps Lock key on your keyboard!
    - WOW, THIS IS MUCH BETTER, I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT ANYMORE
  • I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle. So I fixed it with scotch tape.

Caps Lock Jokes

Here is a list of funny caps lock jokes and even better caps lock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do Caps Lock and prison have in common? A minor touch and you get capital punishment.
  • Why couldn't the computer take it's hat off? It forgot to take Caps Lock off.
  • WARNING IF YOU HAVE SEEN A LINK ON THE INTERNET OFFERING FREE DONUTS, DO NOT CLICK ON IT. IT IS A VIRUS THAT FORCES CAPS LOCK TO BE PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED ON YOUR COMPUTER!
    // THE POLICE
  • Why couldn't the IT guy take his hat off? Caps lock
  • Ironically Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'.
  • How do you get rid of capitalism? Just get rid of the shift and caps lock keys.
  • Why couldn't the computer take its hat off? It had CAPS lock on.
  • Hey @realDonaldTrump, try pressing the caps lock key... @realDonaldTrump: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
  • How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded.
    (Not the best and not original)
  • I CAN'T GET INTO MY HAT CUPBOARD! MY CAPS LOCKED
Caps joke, I CAN'T GET INTO MY HAT CUPBOARD!

Ice Caps Jokes

Here is a list of funny ice caps jokes and even better ice caps puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Republicans were just informed about the effects of Global Warming on the polar ice caps They're losing their cool!
  • Why did Club Penguin shut down? The Republicans melted the ice caps.
  • If Steve Rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? An Iced Cap
  • Once this whole "global warming thing" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order.
  • Rob Becket's teeth are so big and unsensitive... ... when he chips a tooth he needs an ice cap.
  • Why are the polar ice caps melting Because polar bears are a hot animal
  • I was having the worst possible day. To cap it off my baker s**... up the topping of my birthday dessert! It was the icing on the cake.
  • The polar ice caps just melted and The Netherlands got fully submerged Now they're called The m**... Trench

Knee Caps Jokes

Here is a list of funny knee caps jokes and even better knee caps puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a leg wearing a hat? A knee cap!
  • Q: Why do we have knee caps? A: cuz TWO IS ENOUGH!
  • What did the man who is in dire need of a kidney transplant say to the young man with a broken knee cap? I don't need your bad kid knees.
  • My lady friend told me she wishes to find a love so strong that it makes her weak in the knees So I broke her knee caps.
Caps joke, My lady friend told me she wishes to find a love so strong that it makes her weak in the knees

Hilarious Caps Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about caps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean capital jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make caps pranks.

What's the difference between a t**... and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe*
^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line.

People that type in all caps are...

Capitalists.

The Zika virus is spreading across the Americas. In other news...

sales of Extra Small Baseball caps are on the rise.

In fallout, why are caps used as currency?

Because america is a CAPitalist country.

The store I work at received a bunch of baseball caps with Pikachu on them. My manager held one up and said, "You know what would happen if you put this on?"

"You'd look like an Ash hat!"

Want to come out of the capsule and do a spacewalk with me?

No pressure.

Did you hear about the new Christmas restaurant downtown?

They have an eggs Benedict dish that they service on car hub caps - it's called there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise
Credit to Colin Mochrie.

What did the paper clip say?

It looks like you're writing unsubstantiated nonsense. Would you like to turn on all caps?

I worked with a guy on a building site...

I once worked with a guy on a building site who never wore steel toe caps. When I asked him why, he said he didn't them. Turns out he was lactose intolerant.

c**... pun

me: you know how sometimes caps lock locks you out of a website ,because you forgot to turn it off when typing the password
human society: yes
me: I guess caps lock is awfully shifty

IF YOU SEE A LINK TITLED JAMES CHARLES n**... , DON'T CLICK ON IT.

#IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK.

When humans pee outside

It's probably the equivalent of ALL CAPS to the canine world.

WHY DO BOOMERS TYPE IN ALL CAPS

BECAUSE THEY'RE CAPITALISTS

My Google password is "SnowWhite&the7dwarves"

Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol

IF YOU SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK SAYING "CLICK HERE FOR TRUMP n**..." DON'T OPEN IT

IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON twitter THAT SAYS "LEBRON JAMES n**..." DON'T CLICK ON IT.

IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

Caps joke, Why couldn't the computer take it's hat off?

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