and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says :
- What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ?
- No ma'am, CANCER !
I'm a Capricorn and she's a bitch.
and I don't believe in bullshit
She said "I have been reading into astrology and its said that Capricorn, the sea-goat, has more knee pains. Are you a Capricorn?"
I said "No ma'am. I'm a Taurus, and that's bull."
I've got a cousin who was born with a rare condition that renders him speechless, deaf, blind, immobile, and unable to talk. He mostly lies in bed in a hospital, and we feed him through tubes. But underneath all that, you can totally tell he's got that typical wacky Capricorn sense of humor.
but that's me... typical capricorn!
So he asks his mom, "what did the doctor say I have, capricorn?" His mom replies "No stupid, Cancer, you have cancer!"
I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!
...Oh sorry, I meant Capricorn.
Doctor: Choose a star sign.
Patient: Capricorn.
Doctor: Too bad you got cancer
Ok, Capricorn! i say
Nope, you've got cancer he replies
He said : Pick a star sign any star sign.
I said : Capricorn
And he said : Nah you got cancer
He said to me: Pick any starsign, any starsign you want
So I went and said: Capricorn!
And the doctor said: No..., you've got cancer
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