The Best 17 Capricorn Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Capricorn Jokes and Puns

A Man Goes To His Doctor

Doctor: Pick a star sign. Any star sign
Man: Alright, i choose Capricorn
Doctor: Nah you got Cancer

So a woman walks out of a doctor's office

and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says :

- What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ?
- No ma'am, CANCER !


I went to the doctors surgeon and he said to me pick a star sign, any star sign. So I said Capricorn and he said Nah you've got cancer.

Capricorn joke, So...

I walked into my doctors appointment and he said pick a star sign. I said Capricorn

He said no you've got Cancer

Me and my ex-girlfriend just weren't meant to be together, she was a Capricorn...

and I don't believe in bullshit

Last week I found out what my Zodiac was

Apparently I'm a Cancer. I was devestated at first, because I was hoping to get Capricorn, but its really started to grow on me!

I went to the doctor and, he said, "Pick a star sign?" Any star sign?

I said, "Capricorn."

He said, "No, you've got Cancer."

Capricorn joke, I went to the doctor and, he said, "Pick a star sign?" Any star sign?

I told my superstitious friend I was having knee pains

She said "I have been reading into astrology and its said that Capricorn, the sea-goat, has more knee pains. Are you a Capricorn?"

I said "No ma'am. I'm a Taurus, and that's bull."

Astrology joke

I've got a cousin who was born with a rare condition that renders him speechless, deaf, blind, immobile, and unable to talk. He mostly lies in bed in a hospital, and we feed him through tubes. But underneath all that, you can totally tell he's got that typical wacky Capricorn sense of humor.

I don't believe in star signs

but that's me... typical capricorn!

I walked into the doctor's office...

and he told me to pick a random star sign.

I replied, Capricorn

He said back, No mate you've got cancer

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Poor little Jonny didn't understand the diagnosis

So he asks his mom, "what did the doctor say I have, capricorn?" His mom replies "No stupid, Cancer, you have cancer!"

So I walked into he doctor's office

He said : Pick a star sign any star sign.

I said : Capricorn

And he said : Nah you got cancer

I walk into the doctors office and the doctor says to me, pick a star sign, any star sign

Ok, Capricorn! i say

Nope, you've got cancer he replies

Star sign

Doctor: Choose a star sign.

Patient: Capricorn.

Doctor: Too bad you got cancer

So I walked into the doctors office the other day

He said to me: Pick any starsign, any starsign you want

So I went and said: Capricorn!

And the doctor said: No..., you've got cancer

Capricorn joke, So I walked into the doctors office the other day

I've been diagnosed with cancer...

...Oh sorry, I meant Capricorn.

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