Capricorn Jokes
15 capricorn jokes and hilarious capricorn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about capricorn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Capricorn Short Jokes
Short capricorn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The capricorn humour may include short zodiac jokes also.
- A Man Goes To His Doctor Doctor: Pick a star sign. Any star sign
Man: Alright, i choose Capricorn
Doctor: Nah you got Cancer - So a woman walks out of a doctor's office and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says :
- What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ?
- No ma'am, CANCER ! - So... I went to the doctors surgeon and he said to me pick a star sign, any star sign. So I said Capricorn and he said Nah you've got cancer.
- [On a date] Her: So, what do you do? Him: I'm working on eliminating all cancers.
Her: Wow! That's really impressive.
Him: Then I'll move on to Capricorns. - I walked into my doctors appointment and he said pick a star sign. I said Capricorn He said no you've got Cancer
- Last week I found out what my Zodiac was Apparently I'm a Cancer. I was devestated at first, because I was hoping to get Capricorn, but its really started to grow on me!
- I went to the doctor and, he said, "Pick a star sign?" Any star sign? I said, "Capricorn."
He said, "No, you've got Cancer." - I walked into the doctor's office... and he told me to pick a random star sign.
I replied, Capricorn
He said back, No mate you've got cancer - So I walked into he doctor's office He said : Pick a star sign any star sign.
I said : Capricorn
And he said : Nah you got cancer - I walk into the doctors office and the doctor says to me, pick a star sign, any star sign Ok, Capricorn! i say
Nope, you've got cancer he replies
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Capricorn One Liners
Which capricorn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with capricorn? I can suggest the ones about cancer and constellation.
- I don't believe in star signs but that's me... typical capricorn!
- I've been diagnosed with cancer... ...Oh sorry, I meant Capricorn.
Comical & Quirky Capricorn Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about capricorn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chemotherapy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make capricorn pranks.
Me and my ex-girlfriend just weren't meant to be together, she was a Capricorn...
and I don't believe in b**...
I told my superstitious friend I was having knee pains
She said "I have been reading into astrology and its said that Capricorn, the sea-goat, has more knee pains. Are you a Capricorn?"
I said "No ma'am. I'm a Taurus, and that's bull."
Astrology joke
I've got a cousin who was born with a rare condition that renders him speechless, deaf, blind, immobile, and unable to talk. He mostly lies in bed in a hospital, and we feed him through tubes. But underneath all that, you can totally tell he's got that typical wacky Capricorn sense of humor.
Poor little Jonny didn't understand the diagnosis
So he asks his mom, "what did the doctor say I have, capricorn?" His mom replies "No s**..., Cancer, you have cancer!"
