The Best 7 Cappuccino Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cappuccino jokes. There are some cappuccino expresso jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cappuccino depresso puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cappuccino Jokes and Puns

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What do you call a Starbucks fraternity?

Kappa cappuccino

Heard a coffee barista say "I just wolverine'd this cappuccino."

Everyone looked at him confused. He continued, "I ruined its origin story," before pouring it out to make another.

I've never seen a moccasin.

But I once saw a Cappuccino rob a bank.

Barista: I have a cappuccino for... Russian spy


My son has a cold so we have been calling him cappuccino...

...since he is a little coughy

After waiting fifteen minutes for my cappuccino I got the wrong order

still, it's better lattΓ© than never

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cappuccino cups jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cappuccino grande piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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