Capitol Jokes

Funniest Capitol Short Jokes

Short capitol jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The capitol humour may include short capital city jokes also.

1. Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today? Because they had to go home and change first.
2. What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor
3. What's the difference between Republicans and Ukrainians? Ukrainians defend their Capitol.
4. Events on Capitol Hill have gotten pretty dark Any darker and the police might actually do something about it
5. What's the difference between a toddler and a Capitol Rioter? Toddlers have more teeth, smell better, and have thrown tantrums for more justified reasons.
6. Trump said he's not going to pardon the Capitol rioters. He only likes people who weren't captured.
7. What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor❓ One doesn't just stroll into Mordor
8. How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask? Convince them to storm the capitol building
9. What do you get when a few thousand terrorists take over the Capitol? Excuse me, they are called protesters.
10. Trevor Noah Joke about Herschel Walker It’s just gonna be like, They’re storming the Capitol! Oh no wait, wait, it’s Herschel Walker’s kids. It’s all of his kids.

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Capitol One Liners

Which capitol one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with capitol? I can suggest the ones about congress and capital.

1. Which country has the fastest growing capitol? Ireland. It's Dublin every year.
2. Why did the Capitol police decide to use teargas? They knew nobody was wearing a mask!
3. What does an American do after going to the Capitol? 25 to life
4. The Capitol is like my old, broken radio... ...neither have a working speaker.
5. What do you call getting shot for attempted sedition? Capitol Punishment
6. Why were the capitol police late? They did not beat the crowd...
7. Some protestors are breaking into congress I hear it is a capitol offense
8. Why did the chicken go inside the Capitol Building? There was supposed to be a coop
9. They're now changing the name of America to america They don't deserve the capitol.
10. Last night, I dreamt I was a black man who stormed the capitol And I still got shot at.
11. Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced "Wichitay" or "Wichitah?" It's pronounced "Topeka."
12. How do you find out the capitol of Turkmenistan? You Ash-ga-bat it!
13. Ohhhh boy, I am such a CARD sometimes; Yup, with a capitol ``T``....
14. What does ketchup + mayonnaise called in The Capitol? Katniss
15. What does Congress use when they water the Capitol lawn? The Hose of Representatives!

Capitol Building Jokes

Here is a list of funny capitol building jokes and even better capitol building puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Don't use Cops to protect the Capitol building! Use barbers and hairdressers, the threat of a shave, shampoo and haircut should have most of them running for the hills!
• What's the difference between the Capitol building and a clown car? A clown car is smaller and has wheels.
• I asked my wife if she wanted to role play tonight. She could be the Capitol building, and I'd be a Trump protester.

State Capitol Jokes

Here is a list of funny state capitol jokes and even better state capitol puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I always thought it would be fun to work at the State Capitol. Do you know how many people work at the Capitol..? About half.
• John McCain lies in state at the U.S. Capitol Republicans lying in Congress, what else is new
• If you dressed up like a rodeo clown, broke into the capitol, and tried to destroy the democracy of the United States You might be a r**...

Charming Humor Capitol Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about capitol you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean capital cities jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make capitol pranks.