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Because they had to go home and change first.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Ukrainians defend their Capitol.
Ireland. It's Dublin every year.
Any darker and the police might actually do something about it
... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.
They knew nobody was wearing a mask!
25 to life
He only likes people who weren't captured.
One doesn't just stroll into Mordor
Convince them to storm the capitol building
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Excuse me, they are called protesters.
They did not beat the crowd...
Use barbers and hairdressers, the threat of a shave, shampoo and haircut should have most of them running for the hills!
I hear it is a capitol offense
There was supposed to be a coop
His lawyer has confirmed that at trial he will not be taking the stand.
They tell her that they noticed her password for her login was very unusual and asked her how she chose "DocGrumpyHappySleepyBashfulSneezyDopeySacarmento"
She said - "well the instructions were to have a password with seven characters and have at least one capitol, so I thought I was just following the rules"
I said "Pardon me" then he quickly turned around and said "That will be five thousand dollars."
People were not stupid enough to actually go inside of Area 51.
You might be a redneck
They don't deserve the capitol.
He was on the far right.
About half.
Well you can't make them work when they already booked the day off to attend the protest!
They would have actually arrested people
Makes Sense....
They caused lots of destruction,
Was full of snowflakes,
And a whole lot of White.
He's all white
She could be the Capitol building, and I'd be a Trump protester.
"Son how many times do I have to tell you? Those are called *Senators* leaving the *Capitol*"
Because before they got there they had already drank the 'Q'-laid.
Passenger asks "That bomb in the trunk was made by amateurs right?"
The driver responds "yup."
Passenger asks, a bit nervously, "Well what happens if that bomb just goes off?"
The driver responds with great confidence, "No problem at all".
"We have another one under the back seat."
And I still got shot at.
They are all anti-maskers anyway, so anyone can see their face
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