The Best 21 Capitals Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Capitals jokes. There are some capitals deportation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these capitals washington capitals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Capitals Jokes and Puns

"Mom, mom, quiz me on capitals please!"

"Okay, what's the capital of Germany?"

"That's easy, Berlin."

"And the capital of France?"


"And the one of Poland?"

"Also Berlin."

"Good job Adolf, good job!"

The use of capitals can really change the meaning of a sentence


I like to eat candy

I like to eat capitals

I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on.

This one was written in London.

A young man helps his grandfather with his computer issues

His grandfather seems to be unable to set a password.

Trying to figure out the problem the young man looks at the password the old man is trying to set

His password is ParisLondonMickeyMouse

Puzzled by this, the man asks his grandfather why he wants to set this password anyways.

The grandfather simply replies: It wanted two capitals and a character .

Struggles of passwords

Struggles of passwords

"Set password:"


"Password must be at least 8 characters."

boiled carrot

"Password must contain at least 1 number."

1 boiled carrot

"Password cannot contain spaces."


"Password must contain at least 1 capital."


"Password cannot contain multiple consecutive capitals."


"Password cannot contain swear words"


"This password is already in use."

I have a job helping a one armed man type capitals.

It's shift work.

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend asked, "What's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

Capitals joke, A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She said, "Go ahead and quiz me

From an English Professor.

"In the world of hi-tech gadgetry , I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the practice of using capital letters.

The use of capitals , known as capitalization , is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Is everybody clear on that ?"

There was a blonde ....

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.

The Washington Capitals walk into a bar.

Everybody orders a drink. They all finish drinking and order another. The Bartender asks if they would like to start a tab. Ovechkin comes out and says, "No, thanks. We always stop at the second round."

Around 1900, in a school in Austria

The 11-12 year olds were quizzed on European capitals. Teacher asks boy:

What is the capital of Germany? "Berlin!"

What is the capital of France? "Berlin!"

What is the capital of Great Britain? "Berlin!"

Teacher: No son, you failed and were wrong on 2 out of the 3, what was your name again?


You can explore capitals lowercase reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean capitals juneau dad jokes. There are also capitals puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I got a new job helping a one armed typist write in capitals

It's only shift work, though.

Did you know South Korea has two capitals?

S and K

I can say all the capitals in alphabetical order.....

Capital A
Capital B
Capital get the picture.

Why are capitals always stressed?

Because people are always debating on wether they should be punished

It was geography class in Soviet Russia...

and little Dmitri asked, 'Why don't we ever get tested on the capitals of foreign countries?'

The teacher replied, 'Because we hate capital-lists, Dmitri.'

Capitals joke, It was geography class in Soviet Russia...

How many capitals does Fence have?!

They always say Murder is a capital of Fence, Kidnapping is a capital of Fence, Treason is a capital of Fence... and the names? Geeze, not very inviting places.

The Washington Capitals are a spitting image of the current White House administration.

A team full of goons that are led by a couple of Russians that call the shots.

Will Donald Trump take a credit for the Washington Capitals Stanley Cup victory this season?

You mean the Trump Cup?

Between the Wizards, the Capitals and the White House..

.. Washington has never been more incompetent than during the last week.

Alex Ovechkin, the captain of the Washington Capitals based in Washington, D.C.

is Russian.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the capitals intellectuals puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

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