in Capitalist America, banks rob you!
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A man winds up in hell and is confronted with two doors.
There's a long queue in front of one , so he walks up to the other and asks the attendant what's behind it. This is capitalist hell, says the doorman proudly, when you enter here, you are plunged into boiling oil, then flayed, then skinned alive in the kitchens.
How about the other door? asked the man. Thats communist hell, scoffs the doorman, it's awful. There's no electricity to heat the oil, no fuel for the flaying machines and the kitchen staff just sit around all day.
The Communist and the Capitalist arrive on time but the Socialist is late.
A hour later, the Socialist rushes in.
'Sorry I'm late guys' he said, 'I had to wait in line for a sausage'.
'What's a line?' asked the Capitalist.
'What's a sausage?' asked the Communistο»Ώ
Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.
**BUT I BECAME A BOLD CAPITALIST**
In a capitalist society, the rich man lives in a marble palace, the poor gathered around him. He shouts to them "Haha, suckers!"
In a communist society it's the exact same thing, except the rich man is shouting "We're suffering together!"
Because america is a CAPitalist country.
Because they aren't capitalist
Second world problems
An invisible handjob.
Because in the capitalist country, the parents had jobs and the kids were in school.
BUT I'M REALLY A GRAMMAR CAPITALIST.
In communist countries, people work long hours for fear of being fired at.
profits
It's the other way around.
In order to get one, you need to get a job first!
In Soviet Russia, you seize the means of reproduction.
That is an example of a capitalist.
A Capitalist.
In a capitalist society, man exploits man. In a communist society, it's the other way around.
You see, I'm a capitalist.
Earning Sanders.
President builds wall to keep people out!
Das Kapital
A small time robber
I'M A CAPITALIST
YES I AM
She bagged a deal in exchange for next to nothing.
When she left, she managed to take it all.
The hegemoney
...In Nazi Germany, showers get you.
I just ordered my first iPhone.
A jew
someone else replies with "I guess that makes you a capitalist"
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