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Capital Letter Jokes

51 capital letter jokes and hilarious capital letter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about capital letter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Capital Letter Short Jokes

Short capital letter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The capital letter humour may include short capitalization jokes also.

  1. Why did karl marx always spell his name in lowercase letters? Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital
  2. Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish.
  3. New job I recently got a new job assisting a one-armed typist with capital letters. It was shift work
  4. I bought a book on capitalism... but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case.
  5. I've got a new job. I'm helping out a one-armed typist whenever she needs to type a capital letter. It's shift work
  6. I had a job once. It entailed helping a one-armed typist do capital letters.
    It was shift work.
  7. I've just gotten a part-time job helping a one-armed man type capital letters... It's shift work.
  8. I just got a job typing capital letters for a one-armed secretary She's really nice, but I can't stand the shift work.
  9. Anybody know someone that wants to buy letter openers, staplers, pens, and other office supplies? Most of it is labeled with Capital Hill or U.S. Senate but it's all usable. Let me know! Thanks.
  10. Things I hate These are 5 things I hate.
    1. people not using capital letters.
    Two. People who aren't consistent
    3 People who dont use proper grammar.
    4.peoplewhodon'tusespacesm
    5. Cliffha-

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Capital Letter One Liners

Which capital letter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with capital letter? I can suggest the ones about all caps and letter b.

  1. Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism.
  2. My russian boyfriend only writes in lowercase letters... He doesn't like Capitalism
  3. Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters? Because he hates capitalism.
  4. I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work
  5. Why do Russians always use lower case letters? Because they hate capitalizing.
  6. Why do Communists Type in Lowercase Letters Because they are anti-capitalism
  7. What Do You Call Someone Who Puts A Capital Letter Of Every Word? A Capitalist.
  8. WHY IS COMPUTER CLASS IMPORTANT IN SCHOOL GOOGLE HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPITAL LETTERS
  9. What is the capital of Canada? The letter C.
  10. What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters? Capital I's
  11. I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today s**... capital punishment

Capital Letter Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about capital letter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean letter j jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make capital letter pranks.

The year is 2219

A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.

Don't forget capital letters...

In the world of high-tech gadgetry, more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle j**... a horse, and helping your uncle j**... a horse."

Password reset

A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"

"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."

"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"

"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."

"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"

"No, you must get a new one."

"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."

"Sorry, you must get a new one."

"OK, roses."

"Sorry you must use more letters."

"OK, pretty roses"

"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."

"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

"OK, 1prettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use additional characters."

"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."

"OK,1FUCKINGprettyrose"

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"

Attempting to Set A New Password


Attempting to Set A New Password:
Website: Sorry that password has expired - you must register a new one.
User: Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?
Website: No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.
User: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working
pretty good?
Website: Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire
every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember
.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: OK, roses.
Website: Sorry you must use more letters.
User: OK, pretty roses
Website: No good, you must use at least one number.
User: OK, 1 pretty rose
Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
User: OK, 1prettyrose
Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.
User: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose
Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use
additional letters.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used

From an English Professor.

"In the world of hi-tech gadgetry , I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the practice of using capital letters.
The use of capitals , known as capitalization , is the difference between helping your Uncle j**... a horse, and helping your uncle j**... a horse.
Is everybody clear on that ?"

I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters

It was shift work.

Capital letters are make the difference

A capital letter and a comma makes the difference between
'helping your uncle Jack, off a horse'
and
'helping your Uncle, j**... a horse'

Choose a new password:

potato
Sorry, password must contain at least 8 letters.
boiled potato
Sorry, password must contain at least one number.
1 boiled potato
Sorry, password cannot contain spaces
50fuckingboiledpotatoes
Sorry, password must contain capital letters.
50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes
Sorry, capital letters must not be consecutive.
IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, password must not contain punctuation.
NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, you can't change your password to a password that has already been used with this account. Choose a new password :

Choose a new password :

potato
Sorry, password must contain at least 8 letters.
boiled potato
Sorry, password must contain at least one number.
1 boiled potato
Sorry, password cannot contain spaces
50fuckingboiledpotatoes
Sorry, password must contain capital letters.
50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes
Sorry, capital letters must not be consecutive.
IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, password must not contain punctuation.
NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, you can't change your password to a password that has already been used with this account. Choose a new password :

Sorry, your password must contain..

a capital letter, 2 numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell, a gang sign, a hieroglyph and the blood of a v**...

Dear people who don't write capital letters,

We're the difference between helping your uncle j**... a horse and helping your uncle j**... a horse.

Why doesn't the arabic language use capital letters?

They save the capital for their punishments.

Older people are easier to make laugh. Young people are like Google passwords. . .

It needs to be have a special character, a capital letter , a number and you can't use the same as last time.

Why is the letter A so popular with tourists in the US?

Because its the capital of America.

Capital letters can really change the meaning of a sentence.

For example :
John eats pancakes everyday for breakfast.
John eats capital letters everyday for breakfast.

I invented a diet. It's called the lowercase diet. Don't eat foods with capital letters.

Works best if you're German!

Capital letters are the only thing between helping your Uncle j**... a horse...

...and helping your uncle j**... a horse.

Capital letters and punctuation.

The difference between helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle j**... a horse.

My teacher randomly capitalizes letters on an assignment when someone misbehaves

It's their capital punishment

Proper use of capital letters

It's the difference between helping grandpa j**... a horse and helping grandpa j**... a horse.