Capital City Jokes
16 capital city jokes and hilarious capital city puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about capital city that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Capital City Short Jokes
Short capital city jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The capital city humour may include short capitol jokes also.
- The founding fathers of Canada are sitting in front of a map filling in names for cities... Pierre: "I suppose the capital there should have a name, too, me."
Gaton "ought to, uh?" - Do you know what Irish City is seeing the biggest population growth? It is their capital. It is Dublin (doubling)...
- My friend asked me how I was enjoying my visit in Oklahoma's state capital I said, "It's an OK city."
- How is it, that the capital city of USA is also the place of most successful laundry bussines? Because they're washing tons.
- Did you know that Haiti changed its capital after the 2010 earthquake? It became "The City Formerly Known as Port-au-Prince"
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Capital City One Liners
Which capital city one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with capital city? I can suggest the ones about city and world capital.
- What city is the feminist capital of the world? Manhatin'
- What's the capital city of Yemen? Yea boi
- What's Macho Man r**... Savage's favourite capital city? Skopje!!
Capital City Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about capital city you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean city hall jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make capital city pranks.
After much discussion, it was decided that Korea would divide its capital city into two, half for North and half for South, the job of splitting the city went to some unusual ministers: Cenobites. In their first public address about their new task, they gave their mission statement:
"We'll tear your Seoul apart"
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What's a gay guy's favorite city in Africa?
**Maputo!**
(It helps to know that the capital of Mozambique is Maputo and "p**..." is a homophobic slur meaning "gay male p**..." in Mexican Spanish.)
Jokes are a fun way to learn about the world!
A mother noticed her little dauther praying.
"Please, God," the little girl kept saying.
"Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia."
"Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked.
"Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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The Pope visits Las Vegas
The Pope was making a widely publicised and controversial visit to Las Vegas. His publicity advisors warned him that the trip would be fraught with risks, but the holy man insisted that the gambling capital of the world was exactly the kind of place that the church should be trying to spread its message. After a long flight, the Pope stepped off the plane to find himself face to face with a horde of television cameras and newspaper journalists. One eager young news hound t**... a microphone at the Pope and asked, "Pope, what is your opinion of the large numbers of brothels in this city?" Mindful of the warnings he'd received from his advisors, he thought carefully for a second and replied tactfully, "Are there any brothels in this city?" The next day he was distraught to see the newspaper's headline which read "Pope's first question: 'Are there any brothels in this city?'"
TEXAS SURVIVOR
Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show "Survivor" by hosting its own version.
Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo.
Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.