The Best 49 Capita Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Capita jokes. There are some capita per jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these capita gdp puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Capita Jokes and Puns
In Lomé, the capital of a small African country, there are no sit-down restaurants.
All the food is Togo.
Capitalisation
It is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse," and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."
Capitalization can really change a sentence.
For example:
I love to eat candy.
I love to eat capitalization.
What is the capital of America?
A.
Capitalism is horrible
Buy my book to find out why!
Capital letters...
...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish.
How to capitalize on a bad situation.
ON A BAD SITUATION
If we took Korea's capital away ...
They would be Seoulless
Capitalization really changes the meaning of a sentence
for example
"Fire at will!"
"Fire at Will!"
Capitalization is important
There's a big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
What is the capital of the United States?
Half of what it was last week
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Capitalism has many problems but communism only has 3
- Breakfast
- Lunch
- Dinner
Ethiopia is the healthiest country in the world...
If you sort by number of diabetics per capita.
Capitalization...
Is what defines wether you're helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, or you're helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
"What's the capital of Alaska?"
\- "Juneau".
\- "No, I don't, that's why I'm asking".
Capitalism, Communism, and Socialism have a meeting for afternoon tea
Communism collapses on the way there and dies from malnutrition. Socialism is so late from collecting welfare to buy the tea that he decides to go home. However, Capitalism - seeing that neither of the two showed up - buys his own tea, finishes his lunch break, and goes back to work.
The capital of Ireland is the world's fastest growing city..
It's Dublin every year.
Which country's capital has the fastest population growth?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
What do capitalists worship?
profits
Under capitalism man exploits man...
Under communism the reverse is true
Capitalism sounds good on paper...
paper money, I mean
Where is the capital of North Korea?
In a Swiss bank account
Where is the capital of Zimbabwe?
In a Swiss bank account.
The French eat more butter than any country per capita
They're ahead of the next closest by a large margarine
In a capitalistic society, Man exploits Man, but in a communistic society...
It's the other way around.
Capitalism is dancing at the edge of the abyss.
Socialism, of course, is one step ahead of them.
What country has the most neckbeards per capita?
M'laysia
What's the capital of Greece?
About 5 euros.
How did Germany raise its GDP pc. during WW2?
Reduce the capita
In capitalist countries, people work long hours for fear of being fired.
In communist countries, people work long hours for fear of being fired at.
What is the capital of Hungary?
Starving
The use of capitals can really change the meaning of a sentence
Example:
I like to eat candy
I like to eat capitals
You know, capitalism can be pretty complicated
But communism? Everyone gets it
What country's Capital has the fastest growing population in the world?
Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin.
How is it, that the capital city of USA is also the place of most successful laundry bussines?
Because they're washing tons.
Did you know that the capital of Ireland had the maximum growth of Europe?
It's Dublin every year
Why Does Capitalization Matter?
It makes the difference between "I'm helping my Uncle Jack off a horse and I'm helping my uncle jack off a horse".
In capitalist America...
Bank robs you!
What's the capital of Djibouti?...
Dji-mama
Capital letters are the only thing between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse...
...and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Capitalists have it easy.
They never have to spell bourgeoisie.
What is the capital of Greece?
About $1.35 USD
Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland. Everday it's Dublin.
\*Idk if this has been on here yet. My co worker told me this and I about had a stroke.\*
What U.S. state has the highest portion of Redditors per capita?
Virginia
Why did Capitalist Santa give all his presents to the rich?
He wanted jingle down economics to take place
How many capitalists are needed to change a lightbulb?
None. Capitalists are not _needed_ for anything. They just tagged along to ask for lighting subsidies
What's the capital city of Yemen?
Yea boi
Did you know that the capital of Algeria is Algiers?
Algeria's capital is doubly named... but Libya's capital is tripoli
What's the Capital Of Ohio?
O
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