Cape Jokes
47 cape jokes and hilarious cape puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cape that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking to make your friends and family laugh? Look no further! This article compiles the funniest Cape jokes, including jokes about Cape Town, Cape Cod, Cape Breton, Cape Coloured, Cape Flats, mantle, tights, and bathrobe. Read on and be prepared to laugh out loud!
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Funniest Cape Short Jokes
Short cape jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cape humour may include short cope jokes also.
- Edna Mode has been to fashion shows across the global, but there's one place she will never visit… Cape Town
- I almost got killed because my Superman cloak wasn't the correct size. It was a narrow "S" cape.
- Thought I saw my first super hero today.... He was sprinting down the street wearing a cape....
Turns out, he hadn't paid for his haircut. - I just saw a black guy running down the road with a Cape on I shouted, "Are you a Superhero?".
He said, "No, I haven't paid for my haircut!". - If someone gets mad at you... Put a cape around their neck, laugh and say now you are Super Mad!
- Next time your wife is angry.... Put a cape on her and and say, "Now you are, super angry!!!"
Disclaimer: results may vary - I tried to date this super-patriotic Chinese girl. She came to the first date wearing a custom cape. It was a huge red flag.
- Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he's scamming them. It's a huge red flag.
- I walked into a room where men were wearing capes, expecting great things. Then I see that it is a barbershop.
- As a kid, I always thought my dad was a super hero, But then I grew up and realized he was just a drunk in a cape.
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Cape One Liners
Which cape one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cape? I can suggest the ones about apes and chap.
- Where do superheroes hang out? Cape Town
- Which city is the South African Superman from? Cape Town
- My wife was mad the other day.. So I gave her a cape.
Now she's Super Mad. - How does Superman get out of risky situations? He always has an 'S' cape
- I'm like Dr. Strange without the PHD and magic cape. Strange...
- Cape Town Edna must really hate it there
- What do people from Cape Cod say to their butts? Hyannis
- I don't get why it's called a super moon It doesn't even have a cape
- Not all heroes wear capes for instance, Spider-man
- What's a gay man's favorite part of Cape Cod? Just the tip.
- Man found wearing Cecil the lion as hat-cape.
- Why can Superman handle more situations than all other super heroes? He's most cape-able.
- Not all heroes wear capes Some wear masks
- Not all heroes were capes Some just use the mass flagging system on youtube
- What is Madonna's least favourite band? Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
Cape Breton Jokes
Here is a list of funny cape breton jokes and even better cape breton puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you know about Cape Breton's indigenous flower? It only grows for six months of the year and requires a minimum of 160 days of sunlight before blooming. It's called the pogey flower.
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What funny jokes about cape you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean capt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cape pranks.
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The next time your wife gets angry...
put a cape (or bath towel) over her shoulders then tell her: "Now, you're Super Angry!"
Maybe she'll laugh...or maybe you'll die.
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more adults to join me and my wife.
We leave early Saturday morning (Feb 6th) from New York and will fly to Boston , where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friend's yacht.
Then we'll do a flight along the coast, up to Cape Elizabeth returning to Boston for dinner, then fly back home. If interested, please message me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go.
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The next time your gf gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and exlaim:
Now you're SUPER ANGRY
Maybe she'll laugh
Maybe you'll die
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An old man is running through the halls of an old-folks home wearing a cape
and yelling "Super s**...! Super s**...!"
An old lady pokes her head out of her room and says,
"I'll have the soup."
Batman and Robin get ready for patrol
Batman: You ready Robin?
Robin: I'm not sure about this costume Batman. It's so bright and red. And why do I have to wear a silly yellow cape?
Batman: Well, we're superheroes Robin. We got to dress the part.
Robin: I'm still not sure about this Batman. I mean, you aren't dressed in any bright colors at all!
Batman: Well, if I did that then they'll be shooting at me and not you now wouldn't they? And didn't I train you to be the greatest acrobat in the world? So why all the worrying? The other ones never complained about this, they loved being heroes, god rest their souls.
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My barber is an idiot.
He always puts my cape on the wrong way around.
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Everybody wearing masks at Walmart like it's no big deal,
but suddenly I'm the w**... for adding tights and a cape.
I had a job interview today, so I started with some sweeping, after which I displayed my twirling, then a little peek-a-boo, and I finished with a most vigorous flapping
I don't think they were impressed with my cape abilities.
The stormy seafarer
One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.
When coming to and looking up, bleary eyed at the great, chalky White cliffs before him. The man exclaimed "What on earth is that wonderful rock formation", and his saviour replied "why, it's sedimentary my dear flotsam".
You know how when you're a kid you think your dad is Superman..
Then you grow up and realize that he's just a drunk with a cape.
When visiting Cape Canaveral, make sure you don't leave your rocket there too long...
They have parking meteors.
People used to say my jokes were bad until I put a cape on them
Now they're super bad
Not sure why she didn't want to go on a second date
I was engaging, my cape was neatly pressed, and my parrot never misbehaved.
