The Best 37 Cape Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cape jokes. There are some cape cloak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cape cape breton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cape Jokes and Puns
Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he's scamming them.
It's a huge red flag.
An old man is running through the halls of an old-folks home wearing a cape
and yelling "Super Sex! Super Sex!"
An old lady pokes her head out of her room and says,
"I'll have the soup."
You know how when you're a kid you think your dad is Superman..
Then you grow up and realize that he's just a drunk with a cape.
Mexican Magician
A Mexican magician was preforming for a large group of kids at a birthday party. He announced at the end of his act that he would now dissappear on the count of three. He grabbed his cape, counted "Uno! Dos!" and he disappeared without a tres.
A hispanic magician was performing a magic trick
The magician said that he could make himself disappear within 3 seconds! So, he waves his cape in front of his face and says "uno, dos!" and just like that, he disappeared without a tres!
I almost got killed because my Superman cloak wasn't the correct size.
It was a narrow "S" cape.
A Man from Cape Horn
There once was a man from Cape Horn,
Who wished he had never been born.
And he wouldn't have been
if his father had seen
that the end of the rubber was torn.
What do people from Cape Cod say to their butts?
Hyannis
Not sure why she didn't want to go on a second date
I was engaging, my cape was neatly pressed, and my parrot never misbehaved.
What's a gay man's favorite part of Cape Cod?
Just the tip.
I don't get why it's called a super moon
It doesn't even have a cape
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The next time someone says they're mad, put a cape on them.
Now they are Super Mad.
I tried to date this super-patriotic Chinese girl. She came to the first date wearing a custom cape.
It was a huge red flag.
People used to say my jokes were bad until I put a cape on them
Now they're super bad
Credit to Jeff Lewis Neal from the rise guys Morning Show
As a kid, I always thought my dad was a super hero,
But then I grew up and realized he was just a drunk in a cape.
Dracula walks into a pub...
When Dracula approaches the bar and orders a glass of hot water. Two men at the end notice him and ask each other what in the world he would want with a glass of hot water since all Dracula drinks is blood. So curious they decide to watch him. When the bartender returns and places the glass of hot water in front of him Dracula thanks him then reaches into his cape and takes out a used tampon that he begins to dunk in the hot water as he says "Tea Time!".
Which city is the South African Superman from?
Cape Town
My barber is an idiot.
He always puts my cape on the wrong way around.
How does Superman get out of risky situations?
He always has an 'S' cape
I just saw a black guy running down the road with a Cape on
I shouted, "Are you a Superhero?".
He said, "No, I haven't paid for my haircut!".
Cape Town
Edna must really hate it there
Did you know about Cape Breton's indigenous flower?
It only grows for six months of the year and requires a minimum of 160 days of sunlight before blooming. It's called the pogey flower.
If someone gets mad at you...
Put a cape around their neck, laugh and say now you are Super Mad!
I had a job interview today, so I started with some sweeping, after which I displayed my twirling, then a little peek-a-boo, and I finished with a most vigorous flapping
I don't think they were impressed with my cape abilities.
The next time your wife gets angry...
put a cape (or bath towel) over her shoulders then tell her: "Now, you're Super Angry!"
Maybe she'll laugh...or maybe you'll die.
Next time your wife is angry....
Put a cape on her and and say, "Now you are, super angry!!!"
Disclaimer: results may vary
If Batman wears kevlar armor and a bulletproof cape, why does Robin have to wear a bright-colored spandex outfit?
For the same reason: Batman doesn't like getting shot.
The next time your gf gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and exlaim:
Now you're SUPER ANGRY
Maybe she'll laugh
Maybe you'll die
I'm like Dr. Strange without the PHD and magic cape.
Strange...
When visiting Cape Canaveral, make sure you don't leave your rocket there too long...
They have parking meteors.
Everybody wearing masks at Walmart like it's no big deal,
but suddenly I'm the weirdo for adding tights and a cape.
My wife was mad the other day..
So I gave her a cape.
Now she's Super Mad.
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more adults to join me and my wife.
We leave early Saturday morning (Feb 6th) from New York and will fly to Boston , where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friend's yacht.
Then we'll do a flight along the coast, up to Cape Elizabeth returning to Boston for dinner, then fly back home. If interested, please message me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go.
Batman and Robin get ready for patrol
Batman: You ready Robin?
Robin: I'm not sure about this costume Batman. It's so bright and red. And why do I have to wear a silly yellow cape?
Batman: Well, we're superheroes Robin. We got to dress the part.
Robin: I'm still not sure about this Batman. I mean, you aren't dressed in any bright colors at all!
Batman: Well, if I did that then they'll be shooting at me and not you now wouldn't they? And didn't I train you to be the greatest acrobat in the world? So why all the worrying? The other ones never complained about this, they loved being heroes, god rest their souls.
The stormy seafarer
One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.
When coming to and looking up, bleary eyed at the great, chalky White cliffs before him. The man exclaimed "What on earth is that wonderful rock formation", and his saviour replied "why, it's sedimentary my dear flotsam".
What's a superhero's favourite holiday destination?
Cape town
Thought I saw my first super hero today....
He was sprinting down the street wearing a cape....
Turns out, he hadn't paid for his haircut.
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