The Best 18 Capacity Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Capacity jokes. There are some capacity abilities jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these capacity conservation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Capacity Jokes and Puns
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
Overcrowded church
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.
After a few moments, there were only three people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."
Thank you.
I read the post from u/AndiPandi92 about how she woke her dad up every morning with a joke from this subreddit. It is a beautiful post as are the comments. It inspired me to do the same for my dad. I already see him once a week - he has had seven strokes, can hardly talk but has an enormous brain capacity - very sharp and an easy laugh. I have told him jokes for two days and both times he laughed so tears fell down his cheeks (my mom told me afterwards) and he say thank you afterwards.
So thank you from me and my dad - you are all awesome ❤
How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
My son kept chewing on electrical cables so I finally had to ground him
Of course he denied the charge first, but later I found him coiled up in his room.
He's conducting himself better now, so I think that worked out.
Well that's the current situation anyways, but there's definitely potential for greater resistance.
Some days I just feel like I don't have the capacity for raising kids.
He can be a real live wire sometimes.
A drunk naked woman boards a cab
Driver of the cab keeps staring at her and does not start the cab.
Woman: Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?
Cab Driver: Cool down, Ma'am. I am not staring at you. I am just wondering as to where you have kept the money to pay me?
This is what most financial institutions fail to do - Assessing repayment capacity before enjoying exposure.
From 1 to 10 how do you rate your capacity to adapt to new technologies
IV
I found the meaning of life!
noun
the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
What do you call a sperm bank above maximum capacity?
Overloaded
Another google meme...
Me: what is the meaning of life?
Google:
*noun*
1. 1.the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death."the origins of life"
2. 2.the existence of an individual human being or animal."a disaster that claimed the lives of 266 Americans"
You can explore capacity institutions reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean capacity planck dad jokes. There are also capacity puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar?
Turn all the stools upside down.
(Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad)
You know why you write etc. in the exam?
It's because it stands for end of thinking capacity.
What do you call a truck with only five Mexican passengers?
Under capacity
Bank heists are the lowest among the countries with the highest inflation.
Thieves don't have enough capacity in the vehicles to load enough cash.
I am sixteen but I have the mental capacity of a one hundred twenty-three year old
I am not smart just dead inside
I've got the brain capacity to figure out time travel
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.
...for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the capacity significantly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working capacity demographic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.