The Best 4 Capabilities Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Capabilities jokes. There are some capabilities educational jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these capabilities genome puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Capabilities Jokes and Puns

An alien mothership is scouting planet Earth.

Alien Scout: Sir, the Humans appear to possess massive military capabilities, nuclear weapons included.

Alien Commander: This is problematic, are they really such an intelligent species?

Alien Scout: Apparently not Sir, they appear to have them pointed at themselves.

I can't wait for an AI to reach 10% of the capabilities of the average human.

Then we can replace all of Congress with a single AI.

Hot coffee eliminates 66.6% of a man's sexual capabilities

It burns your fingers and your tongue.

If CRIPSR becomes commercialized, there should be a magazine that advertises its genetic-altering capabilities

And one day, we'll all have a subscription to Breeder's Digest.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the capabilities capacity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working capabilities captcha piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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