The Best 6 Cap Crunch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cap Crunch jokes. There are some cap crunch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cap crunch puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cap Crunch Jokes and Puns

Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer?

General Mills

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

The owners of Cap'n Crunch and Kellogs were murdered by the same person

It was a cereal killer.

While buying groceries I saw a guy smashing several boxes of Cap'n Crunch and Frosted Flakes on the ground for no reason,

Call me paranoid but I think he might be a cereal killer.

What is it called when you shoot someone and toss their body into a compacter?

Cap'n'Crunch


What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear

C'ereΓ l

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cap crunch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cap crunch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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