Canyon Jokes
48 canyon jokes and hilarious canyon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about canyon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Canyon Short Jokes
Short canyon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canyon humour may include short cannon jokes also.
- TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice.
- A canyon was knighted for its exceptional contribution to satire From then on, the canyon was referred to as Sir Chasm.
- I tried to get the Russian government to throw all of their old leaders in the Grand Canyon but they refused. Nobody understands my Tzar Chasm...
- My wife and I recently went on a trip to Arizona, but we got into a fight about whether we should go to Meteor Crater or the Grand Canyon. It was a whole thing.
- At some point out there... There's a teenage girl that's taking pictures of the Grand Canyon with the camera in Portrait mode.
- Overheard this at Grand Canyon. "Why do they put chicken wire around these plants? Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"
- HIM: heard your girlfriend died trying to jump over the Grand Canyon, how are you doing? ME: I can't get over it.
HIM: it's okay, neither could she. - I'm going to the Kentucky men's basketball game vs Grand Canyon tonight I'm pretty worried, I hear Grand Canyon's really deep.
- Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough. - What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
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Canyon One Liners
Which canyon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canyon? I can suggest the ones about canal and valley.
- What do you call it when a norwegian falls down a canyon? A fjordian slip
- Why did your dad visit the grand canyon last night? Because your mom was in the mood.
- Have you read the book Grand Canyon mishap? It was written by Illen Dover and Phil Lin.
- The Grand Canyon is so beautiful Or should I say gorge-ous!
- What does the Pope say when the Grand Canyon starts to flash flood? God, dam it.
- I'd give my right arm... to stay in a canyon in Utah for 127 hours
- How beautiful is the Grand Canyon? It's just gorges
- What do you call a good looking canyon? Gorge-ous
- Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous
- Yo mama so fat whet she took her first step the grand canyon was made
- Yo mammas so fat When she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck in between
- Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
- Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
- Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
- Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Grand Canyon Jokes
Here is a list of funny grand canyon jokes and even better grand canyon puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon. - Yo momma's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
- Yo Momma So fat That when we visited the grand canyon it yelled into her.
- How was the Grand Canyon get built? A Jew dropped a penny.
- How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there.
- If Ireland had a grand canyon... ...Americans would be very disappointed.
- Why did the Grand Canyon kill itself? It was feeling a little too depressive.
- How was the grand canyon formed? A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole
- How was the Grand Canyon created? A Jew lost a penny (incoming angry comments)
- Me: *drops my kid off* Everyone else at the grand canyon:
*shocked pikachu face*
Fun-Filled Canyon Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about canyon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean canoe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canyon pranks.
Two cowboys were riding through a canyon and from far off they heard the sound of drumming.
One of them said, "I don't like the sound of those drums." And a distant voice called out "He's not our regular drummer!"
Running from a bear...
A hiker surprises a large Grizzly in the woods. The Bruin gives chase and as the man crashed blindly through the brush, he suddenly finds himself standing on a precipice overlooking a deep canyon. The bear is nearly upon him when the man in desperation shouts to the heavens, "Lord, give this bear some religion!" At that moment the bear drops to his knees in earnest prayer, "Our heavenly Father, Thank you for this meal I'm about to receive..."
An eagle is flying over the Grand Canyon when it spies a frog by a stream.
The eagle swoops down and swallows the frog whole, flying off with a full stomach. Somehow the frog makes it through the eagle's digestive tract and pokes his head out of the eagle's a**....
The frog takes a look around and yells back at the eagle: "Hey eagle. About how high up are we?
The eagle yells back, "Oh about 10,000 feet."
The frog replies, "Really? You wouldn't s**... me now, would you?"
The other day I dropped my baby nephew and my sister started freaking out
I understand that I should be more careful, but let's be honest, who the f*** brings a baby to the Grand Canyon?
A Texan at the Grand Canyon
I had a Slovakian friend who toured the Grand Canyon on his American holiday in a group with a Texan in it. They're standing on the precipice watching a sunset over the vast Southwest pastel and neon sky, when the Texan points to the stunning, striated canyon walls below and utters to my friend in a whisper, You know, I could fix that hole.
A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam...
A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam when, suddenly, a hole blasts out of the side of the dam and water starts to pour out.
The priest knows that if the reservoir is emptied, the people downstream will be flooded and have to leave their homes.
He turns his attention to God as all good priests do and cries
O God! Dam it!
m**... at The Grand Canyon!
Investigators, hot on the trail.
[Dark joke] The little girl next to a canyon...
A little girl stands next to a canyon crying. An old man stops at her and asks her "whats up? what happened?".
The girl said "My parents fell down and died! Now I am out all alone!". The old man opens his trousers zip. "Doesn't seem to be your day".
A 25-y.o. man is tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon.
1/2 way around the world a different 25-y.o. is getting a b**... from an 82-y.o. Thai p**.... Neither one of these guys knows the other guy exists, yet they are both thinking the exact same thing at the exact same time.
Just don't look down.
