Canvas Jokes
21 canvas jokes and hilarious canvas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about canvas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Canvas Short Jokes
Short canvas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canvas humour may include short paint jokes also.
- Today, I saw a painting unveiled at a museum, but it was merely a red dot on canvas. It must have been a period piece.
- a Frenchman sneezed paint onto a canvas He showed it to a friend, who was astounded.
Who's responsible for this remarkable piece of work?
The Frenchman smiled and said, Mon nez - My newborn son has decided that every fresh diaper is a clean canvas that he must paint immediately. He's a prolific shartist.
- I can make digital art and canvas art easily. But when it comes to paper, that's where I draw the line.
- The worst job I ever had was at the canvas factory, pushing a large needle through 50 layers of cloth over and over and over... Sew boring!
- When I was a boxer, they called me "The Artist" because I spent most of my time on the canvas.
- Have you heard of the artist that creates beautiful artwork by dipping his girlfriend in paint and dragging her across a canvas? He always paints with a broad brush.
- I dipped a fish in paint and threw it onto a canvas, it then sold for a million dollars It was a Pollack
- What did the black paint say to the white paint as it smeared across the canvas? Oh my you're looking gradient today.
- The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."
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Canvas One Liners
Which canvas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canvas? I can suggest the ones about drawing and gallery.
- I saw a thistle painting onto a canvas. It was an artychoke.
- I'm not fat I just have a lot of canvas for tattoos.
- Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work? He had to close a sail
- What do you call someone who steals an unpainted canvas? A blank robber
- Jackson Polyp Snorts paint and sneezes it onto canvas
- A small tattoo I'd hate to be a midget into tattoos...only get half the canvas space
Ridiculous Canvas Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about canvas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean panel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canvas pranks.
I used to work in an art supply store.
I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.
Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"
Me: "Certainly, what width?"
Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?"
Bought a pet rock. It looked lonely so I bought another. I dunno how, but they started breeding. Months later there was gravel and stones everywhere. I couldn't take it anymore and had enough.
Threw it all in a canvas sack, weighed it down with a couple of puppies, and tossed it in the river.
I took this art class and the teacher said, draw anything.
So, of course, your boy likes wordplay, so I decided to draw water.
I call the teacher over to look at my artwork that I finished and she said, You didn't draw anything.
I said Yes I did.
She said, No you didn't.
I said Um... last time I checked, water was clear, so I guess you didn't see it.
The teacher must've had some anger management issues because she grabbed my canvas, threw it on the ground, and started jumping on it. After the third jump, she tripped and fell right on her a**....
I said, Oof, be careful... Water is slippery.
A man bring his art to an art dealer tying to sell it
A man bring his art to an art dealer tying to sell it
The dealer offers him a 20 for it.
The artist objects loudly: "But the canvas cost me more than that!"
"Sure, but it wasn't painted on then."
