Cantina Jokes
5 cantina jokes and hilarious cantina puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cantina that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I translated an Ewokese joke into English
An Ewok marches into a cantina and says to the bartender, I'll have a Jawa Juice and …… Bantha milk.
The bartender says, Sure thing—but why the little pause?
Not sure, says the Ewok. I've had them all my life.
*Yub Nub!*
I would have driven my date to the Mexican cantina....
But I didn't avocado
Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?
Because droids can't get service.
In the Old West
In the Old West, a man robbed a bank in El Paso and rode south. The sheriff quickly formed a posse and they captured him in a small cantina near the Mexican border, but he didn't have the money. The sheriff decided to interrogate him, but the robber only spoke Spanish, so they got the bartender to translate.
Sheriff, through translator: "Where's the money?"
Bank robber, through translator: I'll never tell you."
The sheriff puts his revolver to the bank robber's head. Now, tell me where the money is!
Bank robber (in Spanish): I hid it under the bridge south of town!
Translator: He says he's not afraid to die."
Wicket Warrick was wearing a virtual reality headset...
and e-walked into a cantina.
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