The Best 4 Cantina Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cantina jokes. There are some cantina restaurant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cantina bar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cantina Jokes and Puns

I translated an Ewokese joke into English

An Ewok marches into a cantina and says to the bartender, I'll have a Jawa Juice and …… Bantha milk.
The bartender says, Sure thing—but why the little pause?
Not sure, says the Ewok. I've had them all my life.

*Yub Nub!*

I would have driven my date to the Mexican cantina....

But I didn't avocado

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Lucasfilms is very racist

In the star wars film a new hope the crew go to the cantina which is a mexican thing and you want to know what they found a bunch of aliens

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cantina tapas jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cantina saloon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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