Canteloupe Jokes
9 canteloupe jokes and hilarious canteloupe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about canteloupe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why were the melons forced into a traditional marriage?
Because they canteloupe
What is the official fruit of g**... in Texas?
Canteloupe
What do you get if you mix Lassie and a canteloupe?
Melon-Collie.
Why Can't The Fruits Secretly Marry?
Because they canteloupe.
Did you hear about the fruit that was forbidden from running away with its lover?
Canteloupe
Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married?
The court said they *cant-eloupe*
What did the one engaged melon say to her groom melon?
Sorry we canteloupe.
Why do melons always ask their parents before getting married?
Because they canteloupe.
What fruit keeps you from getting married out of town
Canteloupe
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