The Best 12 Canteloupe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canteloupe jokes. There are some canteloupe brides jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canteloupe antennae puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canteloupe Jokes and Puns

What is the official fruit of gays in Texas?


Why Can't The Fruits Secretly Marry?

Because they canteloupe.

What do you get if you mix Lassie and a canteloupe?


Canteloupe joke, What do you get if you mix Lassie and a canteloupe?

Did you hear about the fruit that was forbidden from running away with its lover?


Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married?

The court said they *cant-eloupe*

What did the one engaged melon say to her groom melon?

Sorry we canteloupe.

Why do melons always ask their parents before getting married?

Because they canteloupe.

Canteloupe joke, Why do melons always ask their parents before getting married?

What fruit keeps you from getting married out of town


What's the worst thing to eat before a quick vegas wedding?

Canteloupe (Can't elope)

I met a magnificent melon the other day and really want to marry it...

But we canteloupe

Why was the dog that looked like a canteloupe sad?

She was a Melon-Collie

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What type of fruit is always complaining about their lack of freedom in society?

The Cant-eloupe

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