Canteloupe Jokes
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What is the official fruit of g**... in Texas?
Canteloupe
What do you get if you mix Lassie and a canteloupe?
Melon-Collie.
Did you hear about the fruit that was forbidden from running away with its lover?
Canteloupe
What fruit keeps you from getting married out of town
Canteloupe
What's the worst thing to eat before a quick vegas wedding?
Canteloupe (Can't elope)
I met a magnificent melon the other day and really want to marry it...
But we canteloupe
Why was the dog that looked like a canteloupe sad?
She was a Melon-Collie
What type of fruit is always complaining about their lack of freedom in society?
The Cant-eloupe
What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?
Canteloupe
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