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Funniest Cantelope Short Jokes

Short cantelope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cantelope humour may include short honeydew jokes also.

  1. A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event? Cantelope
  2. James and giant peach should have been serialized into a number of films. Dave and the giant strawberry.
    John and the giant cantelope.
    Your mom and the giant cucumber.
  3. Did you know that cultures with arranged marriages typically serve melon at the wedding feast? Yep. It symbolizes the fact that they cantelope.
  4. What do you call an antelope who gets sick from the fruit salad the morning of his wedding? A cantelope
    Guys I'm so proud of this joke
  5. What's the saddest part about the relationship between a melon farmer and the girl who is allergic to melons? They cant-elope!
  6. Why did the orange fleshed melon have to have a traditional marriage ceremony? Obviously because it Cantelope.
  7. What fruit can't marry Cant-elope
  8. What is a gay person's least favorite fruit? Cantelope!
  9. What is a homophobe's favorite fruit? Cant-elope.

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Cantelope One Liners

Which cantelope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cantelope? I can suggest the ones about elope and cucumber.

  1. What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit? cantelope
  2. What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry? A cantelope
  3. What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope? A cantelope.
  4. What do you call a disabled antelope? a cantelope
  5. Whats the favorite fruit of divorcees? Cant-elope
  6. Why is it a long and expensive process for fruit to get married They just cantelope
  7. Why do melons have to reproduce asexually? Because they cantelope
  8. What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem? A cantelope.
  9. Why did the melons have a big church wedding? Because they cant-elope
  10. Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't? Cant-elope
    :D
  11. Why did the watermelon get left at the altar? Because his fiance cantelope.
  12. What does a melon with cold feet say? I cant-elope
  13. What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love? You cantelope!
  14. What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE
  15. Why was the couple who met at Melons Anonymous sad? Because they cantelope :(
Cantelope joke, Why was the couple who met at Melons Anonymous sad?

Comedy Cantelope Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about cantelope you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peach jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cantelope pranks.

Cantelope joke, What is a homophobe's favorite fruit?