The Best 34 Cantelope Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cantelope jokes. There are some cantelope peach jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cantelope fruit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Why did the orange fleshed melon have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Obviously because it Cantelope.

The melons

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cant-elope.

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they cant-elope

Cantelope joke, Why couldn't the melons get married?

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE


What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Cantelope joke, What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

:D

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Why did the melons have a big church wedding?

Because they cant-elope

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

What do you call an antelope that can't reproduce?

A cantelope.

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

Why is it a long and expensive process for fruit to get married

They just cantelope

Cantelope joke, Why is it a long and expensive process for fruit to get married

Why do melons always have such extravagant wedding ceremonies?

Because they CANT-ELOPE.

What did the watermelon say to her fiance before their wedding?

We cantelope

What do you call a disabled antelope?

a cantelope


James and giant peach should have been serialized into a number of films.

Dave and the giant strawberry.
John and the giant cantelope.
Your mom and the giant cucumber.

Whats the favorite fruit of divorcees?

Cant-elope

What's the saddest part about the relationship between a melon farmer and the girl who is allergic to melons?

They cant-elope!

What do you call an antelope who gets sick from the fruit salad the morning of his wedding?

A cantelope

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What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?

Honeydew you want to marry me?
How? We cantelope.

What do you call a fruit that cannot get married.

A cantelope.

What does a melon with cold feet say?

I cant-elope

What kind of melon will only get married in a church?

A Cantelope!

Why did the watermelon get left at the altar?

Because his fiance cantelope.

[OC?] What did the melon say when asked to run away and get married?

I'm sorry, but I cantelope.

Why do melons have to reproduce asexually?

Because they cantelope

What do you call an antelope that is forbidden to marry?

Cantelope.

Did you know that cultures with arranged marriages typically serve melon at the wedding feast?

Yep. It symbolizes the fact that they cantelope.

What kind of fruit always has big formal weddings?

The cantelope

A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event?

Cantelope

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