Canteen Jokes
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I was teaching my science class about Pavlov.
The students were laughing at the stupidity of the dogs.
Then the bell rang and they all got up and rushed to the canteen for lunch.
At the canteen of a Catholic school...
The nun places a note in front of a pile of apples: Take just one. God is watching . Beyond there is a stack of biscuits. A student writes a note and puts it in plain sight in front of the cookies: Take whatever you want. God is watching the apples".
I'm thinking of getting a canteen tattooed on my arm
It will be a Thermos Tat.
Blonde's
An evil genie captured a blonde and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.
The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.
The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.
The blonde brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!
Vera Lynn used to work at an Arctic research station. She wrote a protest song about the lack of variety in the staff canteen.
Whale meat again?
I get really grumpy when the work canteen has Soylent Green on the menu.
I'm really not a people person.
What's the only dish they serve in the canteen in Japanese business schools?
Economyaki
There's a group of prisoners eating in the canteen when one of them suddenly shouts...
#587!
A brunette, a ginger, and a blonde...
...go on a survivalist show where they are to survive for as long as possible in the desert. Each can bring one item, but they need to justify to the producers how it will assist their survival. The brunette shows up with a canteen, explaining to the producers that a method of carrying water is critical. The ginger shows up with an umbrella, explaining that it's imperative that the sun be kept off the skin. When the blonde shows up, she's carrying a car door. When the producers ask why, she tells them that if it gets too hot, she wants to be able to open the window.
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