The Best 6 Canteen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canteen jokes. There are some canteen lunchroom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canteen applause puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canteen Jokes and Puns

At the canteen of a Catholic school...

The nun places a note in front of a pile of apples: Take just one. God is watching . Beyond there is a stack of biscuits. A student writes a note and puts it in plain sight in front of the cookies: Take whatever you want. God is watching the apples".

I'm thinking of getting a canteen tattooed on my arm

It will be a Thermos Tat.

Blonde's

An evil genie captured a blonde and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.

The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.

The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.

The blonde brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!

Canteen joke, Blonde's

Vera Lynn used to work at an Arctic research station. She wrote a protest song about the lack of variety in the staff canteen.

Whale meat again?

I get really grumpy when the work canteen has Soylent Green on the menu.

I'm really not a people person.


What's the only dish they serve in the canteen in Japanese business schools?

Economyaki

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the canteen rogan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working canteen cafeteria piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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