The Best 6 Cantaloupes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cantaloupes jokes. There are some cantaloupes pineapples jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cantaloupes elope puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cantaloupes Jokes and Puns

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Where do cantaloupes go in the summer?

To John Cougar's Mellon Camp

Only in math problems

can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you

Where do cantaloupes go in the summer?

To John Cougar's Mellencamp.

Where did the Cantaloupes send their children for the summer?

To the John Cougar Mellencamp.


Even though I hate it, math is special.

It's the only place I can buy 400 cantaloupes without people asking what the hell's wrong with me

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cantaloupes carrots jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cantaloupes lettuce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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