The Best 8 Cantaloup Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cantaloup jokes. There are some cantaloup plums jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cantaloup daddy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cantaloup Jokes and Puns

Where do cantaloupes go in the summer?

To John Cougar's Mellon Camp

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon

Where do cantaloupes go in the summer?

To John Cougar's Mellencamp.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the Cantaloupes send their children for the summer?

To the John Cougar Mellencamp.

What did the daddy fruit say to the daughter fruit?

You cantaloup

A cantaloupe and a honeydew got married and had a baby girl.

They named her Melanie.

Why couldn't the cantaloupe have a spur of the moment marriage?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cantaloup fruit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cantaloup avocados piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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