The Best 8 Canta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canta jokes. There are some canta cougar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canta shelf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canta Jokes and Puns

Where do cantaloupes go in the summer?

To John Cougar's Mellon Camp

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon

Had a porcelain santa on a shelf....

one day he fell off and his hands broke off.
From then on we called him Canta Plause.

Where do cantaloupes go in the summer?

To John Cougar's Mellencamp.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp


Where did the Cantaloupes send their children for the summer?

To the John Cougar Mellencamp.

A cantaloupe and a honeydew got married and had a baby girl.

They named her Melanie.

Why couldn't the cantaloupe have a spur of the moment marriage?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the canta john jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working canta porque piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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