The Best 7 Cant Beat It Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cant Beat It jokes. There are some cant beat it men jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cant beat it sing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cant Beat It Jokes and Puns

Humans are being tested against the new AI program

The robot beats the human in every category. It comes to one of the last ones: hunting. The robot again beats the human. However, someone working there sets the animals free again and tells them to try get them again. The robot doesn't move whilst the human wins because

ROBOTS CANT RECAPTCHA

Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job?

You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job

Chris Brown has come out as transgender.

Well if you cant beat em join em.

You cant expect an honest person to beat Usain Bolt...

Only a cheetah can.

I woke up at the crack of dawn...

So I told her to get off my head and let me get some sleep.

Cant beat the classics.


You cant BEAT a good drum joke

BADUM TSH

When your dad beats you for eating all the painkillers

But you cant feel the belt anymore

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cant beat it officer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cant beat it canta piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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