The Best 11 Canopy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canopy jokes. There are some canopy underneath jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canopy pee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canopy Jokes and Puns

Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he came back from Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he sees Charlie hiding in the darkness, dead bodies hanging in the canopy, and remembers the smell of blood and gunpowder.

When he sees seven, he is reminded of those days.

What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman, and a dead Scotsman? (dialect joke)

Whit's the differ atween a rich Scotsman, a puir Scotsman, an a deid Scotsman?

* A rich Scotsman has a canopy ower the bed.

* A puir Scotsman has a can o' pee under the bed.

* A deid Scotsman cannae pee at a'.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a skyscraper

Suddenly, a fire starts and the three of them are trapped on a balcony. The firemen show up and hold out a canopy for the girls to jump onto. The brunette jumps and the firemen miss her with the canopy. They apologize and encourage the other two girls to jump. The redhead jumps and the firemen miss her as well. The firemen apologize again and ensure the blonde they will catch her. She says, "I'm not stupid, put it on the ground and I'll jump."

Difference between rich, poor and dead man

A rich man has a canopy above his bed
A poor man has a can o' pee under his bed
A dead man has no can o' pee

(Never heard this one before from 89 year old father when asked is it an awning or canopy)

The rich folk have a canopy over their bed.

I had a can of pee under my bed.


What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Whata the difference between a king's bed and a peasant's bed.

The king has a canopy over the bed and
The peasant has a can o' pee under the bed.

Why are trees so full of water?

Because they canopy!

If a centipede a pint, how much can a precipice?

A canopy.

The difference between a prince and a hillbilly is...

...one sleeps with a canopy over his bed, while the other sleeps with a can o' pee under his bed.

Grampa's favorite joke? Okay, here's mine.

[It took me years to understand this. But he laughed every time he told it.]

If a centipede a pint, and velocipede a quart, how much would a precipice?

A canopy!

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We suggest to use only working canopy skylight piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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