Canopy Jokes
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Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he came back from Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he sees Charlie hiding in the darkness, dead bodies hanging in the canopy, and remembers the smell of blood and gunpowder.
When he sees seven, he is reminded of those days.
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What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman, and a dead Scotsman? (dialect joke)
w**...'s the differ atween a rich Scotsman, a puir Scotsman, an a deid Scotsman?
* A rich Scotsman has a canopy ower the bed.
* A puir Scotsman has a can o' pee under the bed.
* A deid Scotsman cannae pee at a'.
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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a skyscraper
Suddenly, a fire starts and the three of them are trapped on a balcony. The firemen show up and hold out a canopy for the girls to jump onto. The brunette jumps and the firemen miss her with the canopy. They apologize and encourage the other two girls to jump. The redhead jumps and the firemen miss her as well. The firemen apologize again and ensure the blonde they will catch her. She says, "I'm not s**..., put it on the ground and I'll jump."
Difference between rich, poor and dead man
A rich man has a canopy above his bed
A poor man has a can o' pee under his bed
A dead man has no can o' pee
(Never heard this one before from 89 year old father when asked is it an awning or canopy)
The rich folk have a canopy over their bed.
I had a can of pee under my bed.
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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
Whata the difference between a king's bed and a peasant's bed.
The king has a canopy over the bed and
The peasant has a can o' pee under the bed.
Why are trees so full of water?
Because they canopy!
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