Canon Jokes
44 canon jokes and hilarious canon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about canon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you searching for some fun Canon-related jokes? Look no further! Read our article to discover some hilarious jokes pertaining to the infamous camera brand, including references to Nikon, Canon law, shurikens and even Tchaikovsky!
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Funniest Canon Short Jokes
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- My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
- My friend was bragging his new 3D printer can print a gun. I wasn't impressed, I've had a Canon printer for years!
- 3d-printers are now making guns. Pffft, that's nothing!
I've had a Canon printer for years. - My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
- My friend keeps bragging that he can make a gun using his 3D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
- Fun fact: In Star Trek canon, Captain Kirk has three ears. . . He has a left ear, a right ear, and SPACE: THE FINAL FRONT EAR.
- Why do pirates only have one type of weapon attached to their ship? Because the other weapons are non-canon.
- What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city? A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon...
(I'm not sorry...) - The Marvel character Korg is canonically gay. I'd guess you'd say the other gladiators are hitting rock bottom.
- It's not a big deal that people are now printing guns using 3D printers I have had a Canon printer for years.
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Canon One Liners
Which canon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canon? I can suggest the ones about canal and catholic.
- Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus.
- What does both a cannon and canon have in common? They can both kill ships.
- What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon
- What happens to printers that perform miracles? They get Canonized.
- A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away.
- What brand of camera a fanfiction writer owns? A Canon Camera
- What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon.
- What do you call a fragile camera? A glass Canon.
- The pope fired a priest from a cannon. The priest got canonically punished
- What's a pirate's favourite camera brand? A canon.
- What do you call a priest who sleeps around? A loose Canon.
- What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music? A canon canon cannon
- My girlfriend nicknamed me after a piece of classical music She calls me Canon in D Major
- Pirate 1st mate: The canons be ready captain! Captain: ARE
- Wanna hear the story about Nikon's humble beginnings? Don't worry, it's all Canon!
Canon Camera Jokes
Here is a list of funny canon camera jokes and even better canon camera puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I wrote fanfiction about cameras. It's not canon.
- What do you call a s**... camera? A loose Canon.
- I changed my old pocket camera into a new Canon 5D because it's a little lighter... but then again it s**... as a camera.
Cheerful Fun Canon Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about canon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean canyon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canon pranks.
A Pirate's Life
A pirate goes into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says:
"Wow, you look like you've had a long life. Tell me about it. How did you get your wooden leg?"
" Arrr.... me ship capsized and a shark bit me leg off. Then while loading a canon it blew me hand clean off".
"What about the eye-patch?".
"I happened to look up when a gull flying overhead crapped on me eye".
"Well, that doesn't qualify an eye patch, now does it?"
"Arrrgh, it was the first day I got me hook".
NASA CHICKEN CANON
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.
When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.
The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."
What's the difference between a 19th Century shipwright and a 21st Century fan fic writer?
One tries to fit as many cannons as they can onto a ship. The other tries to fit as many ships as they can into canon.
My experiences working at an electronics store...
On a normal day at the shop a man walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn around with a big smile and ask "how can I help you". He says "well, I plan to shoot everyone in this store, my family and my dog" I then asked him very calmly "Sir...were you considering Nikon or Canon?"
Even though I'm a nerd, I don't really embrace the notion of complete and perfect knowledge of canon, but I'll admit I was pretty embarrassed when I lost all credibility in a discussion on Chewbacca when I inadvertently spelled it with a K.
It was a Wookie mistake.
The anthropology student and the pirate.
An anthropology student was interviewing a retired pirate.
The student said: You have a wooden leg, a hook in place of a hand, and a patch over what I assume is an empty eye socket! How did all this happen?
The pirate replied:
I lost the leg to a canon call
I lost the hand in a sword fight
And I lost the eye because a seagull s**... in it
The student was skeptical:
A little seagull s**... shouldn't have cost you an eye!
The pirate said:
It was the first day with the hook...
3-D printers
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm pretty excited," the guy tells the bartender. "I just got one of those 3D printers. They say I can even make a gun on it." "Ha, I'm not impressed," the bartender scoffs. "I've had a canon printer for years."
Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?
Because it wasn't Canon.
The first time someone drastically changed the Bible people probably thought "Wow...
...loose canon."
