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- My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
- My friend was bragging his new 3D printer can print a gun. I wasn't impressed, I've had a Canon printer for years!
- 3d-printers are now making guns. Pffft, that's nothing!
I've had a Canon printer for years. - My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
- My friend keeps bragging that he can make a gun using his 3D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
- Fun fact: In Star Trek canon, Captain Kirk has three ears. . . He has a left ear, a right ear, and SPACE: THE FINAL FRONT EAR.
- Why do pirates only have one type of weapon attached to their ship? Because the other weapons are non-canon.
- What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city? A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon...
(I'm not sorry...) - The Marvel character Korg is canonically gay. I'd guess you'd say the other gladiators are hitting rock bottom.
- It's not a big deal that people are now printing guns using 3D printers I have had a Canon printer for years.
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Canonization One Liners
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- Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus.
- What does both a cannon and canon have in common? They can both kill ships.
- What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon
- What happens to printers that perform miracles? They get Canonized.
- A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away.
- What brand of camera a fanfiction writer owns? A Canon Camera
- What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon.
- What do you call a fragile camera? A glass Canon.
- The pope fired a priest from a cannon. The priest got canonically punished
- What's a pirate's favourite camera brand? A canon.
- What do you call a priest who sleeps around? A loose Canon.
- What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music? A canon canon cannon
- My girlfriend nicknamed me after a piece of classical music She calls me Canon in D Major
- Pirate 1st mate: The canons be ready captain! Captain: ARE
- Wanna hear the story about Nikon's humble beginnings? Don't worry, it's all Canon!
Canonization Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about canonization you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canonization pranks.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Monastery Life
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.'
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him b**... his head against the wall and wailing.
'We missed the **R**!
We missed the **R**!
*We missed the* **R***!'*
His forehead is all bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'
With a choking voice, the old abbot replies,
'The word was...
CELEB**R**ATE !!!'
What happens when a nun becomes pregnant?
They fire a Canon.
What do you call a s**... camera?
A loose Canon.
My experiences working at an electronics store...
On a normal day at the shop a man walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn around with a big smile and ask "how can I help you". He says "well, I plan to shoot everyone in this store, my family and my dog" I then asked him very calmly "Sir...were you considering Nikon or Canon?"
Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?
Because it wasn't Canon.
So I wrote some Chuck Norris jokes the other day...
The devil once sold his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't speak, he thinks loudly.
New Orleans didn't flood because of a hurricane. Chuck Norris did a canon ball into the Gulf of Mexico.
Chuck Norris once punched the Tower of Pisa.
Chuck Norris doesn't f**..., because nothing can escape Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving, the Earth uses a parachute.
When Chuck Norris takes a shower, the soap doesn't clean him. He cleans the soap.
Netflix marathons Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris stared at the sun too long, he wouldn't go blind. The sun would.
If Chuck Norris bit a vampire, the vampire would turn back into a human.
I told my wife I need to sign up for concealed carry classes...
She asked me, "Why do you need to sign up for concealed carry classes?"
I told her, "It's getting cold outside, every time I put on a long sleeve shirt I am carrying two concealed guns."
She look at me and said, "Honey, marshmallow canons aren't real guns, you'll be fine."
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NASA CHICKEN CANON
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.
When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.
The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."
A Pirate's Life
A pirate goes into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says:
"Wow, you look like you've had a long life. Tell me about it. How did you get your wooden leg?"
" Arrr.... me ship capsized and a shark bit me leg off. Then while loading a canon it blew me hand clean off".
"What about the eye-patch?".
"I happened to look up when a gull flying overhead crapped on me eye".
"Well, that doesn't qualify an eye patch, now does it?"
"Arrrgh, it was the first day I got me hook".
Why was the emo canonized?
His jeans were holy.
I changed my old pocket camera into a new Canon 5D because it's a little lighter...
but then again it s**... as a camera.
If you die in Legend of Zelda, it's not canon
It's Ganon
Did you see the movie about the guns?
It was on target, but the sequel wasnt canon.
What does Pachelbel shoot pirates with?
His Canon
the best outcome for the guy that gets shot out of the cannon is...
He dies. Can't be canonized unless you're dead.
What do you call characters that die in the backstory?
Canon fodder
I wrote a piece of music based on the experience of digesting Mexican food...
I'm calling it Taco Bell's Canon
I wrote fanfiction about cameras.
It's not canon.
What do you call an unarmed ship loaded with fanfictions?
Non-Canon.
Heard about that crazy pastor with the really relaxed interpretation of the bible?
Total loose canon.
The first time someone drastically changed the Bible people probably thought "Wow...
...loose canon."
Clowns are such incredible people
It seems like almost every day another one is canonized.
Whenever someone it's the crazy idea to reinterpret the bible I'm like wow...
...loose canon.
punchline?
am looking for the rest of the Joke ?
punchline "hark i hear a canon"
any one know the rest of it?
is it clean?
thanks
Why did the photographer get arrested at the airport?
His luggage contained a couple of Canons.
A musical canon piece is currently being hung from the art gallery ceiling for all to see.
We tried asking a worker for directions, but he was too busy hanging a round.
The anthropology student and the pirate.
An anthropology student was interviewing a retired pirate.
The student said: You have a wooden leg, a hook in place of a hand, and a patch over what I assume is an empty eye socket! How did all this happen?
The pirate replied:
I lost the leg to a canon call
I lost the hand in a sword fight
And I lost the eye because a seagull s**... in it
The student was skeptical:
A little seagull s**... shouldn't have cost you an eye!
The pirate said:
It was the first day with the hook...
3-D printers
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm pretty excited," the guy tells the bartender. "I just got one of those 3D printers. They say I can even make a gun on it." "Ha, I'm not impressed," the bartender scoffs. "I've had a canon printer for years."
What's the difference between a 19th Century shipwright and a 21st Century fan fic writer?
One tries to fit as many cannons as they can onto a ship. The other tries to fit as many ships as they can into canon.
Even though I'm a nerd, I don't really embrace the notion of complete and perfect knowledge of canon, but I'll admit I was pretty embarrassed when I lost all credibility in a discussion on Chewbacca when I inadvertently spelled it with a K.
It was a Wookie mistake.