The Best 33 Canon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canon jokes. There are some canon artists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canon canon camera puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canon Jokes and Puns

My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer, but I'm not impressed.

I've had a Canon printer for years.

3d-printers are now making guns.

Pffft, that's nothing!

I've had a Canon printer for years.

My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I'm not impressed.

I've had a Canon printer for years.

Canon joke, My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I'm not impressed.

Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D.

Sadly it can't focus.

A Pirate's Life

A pirate goes into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says:

"Wow, you look like you've had a long life. Tell me about it. How did you get your wooden leg?"

" Arrr.... me ship capsized and a shark bit me leg off. Then while loading a canon it blew me hand clean off".

"What about the eye-patch?".

"I happened to look up when a gull flying overhead crapped on me eye".

"Well, that doesn't qualify an eye patch, now does it?"

"Arrrgh, it was the first day I got me hook".


NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.

British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.

When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.

The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.

The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."

What does both a cannon and canon have in common?

They can both kill ships.

Canon joke, What does both a cannon and canon have in common?

My friend keeps bragging that he can make a gun using his 3D printer, but I'm not impressed.

I've had a Canon printer for years.

What's the difference between a 19th Century shipwright and a 21st Century fan fic writer?

One tries to fit as many cannons as they can onto a ship. The other tries to fit as many ships as they can into canon.

My experiences working at an electronics store...

On a normal day at the shop a man walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder. I turn around with a big smile and ask "how can I help you". He says "well, I plan to shoot everyone in this store, my family and my dog" I then asked him very calmly "Sir...were you considering Nikon or Canon?"

Even though I'm a nerd, I don't really embrace the notion of complete and perfect knowledge of canon, but I'll admit I was pretty embarrassed when I lost all credibility in a discussion on Chewbacca when I inadvertently spelled it with a K.

It was a Wookie mistake.

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The anthropology student and the pirate.

An anthropology student was interviewing a retired pirate.

The student said: You have a wooden leg, a hook in place of a hand, and a patch over what I assume is an empty eye socket! How did all this happen?

The pirate replied:

I lost the leg to a canon call

I lost the hand in a sword fight

And I lost the eye because a seagull shit in it

The student was skeptical:

A little seagull shit shouldn't have cost you an eye!

The pirate said:

It was the first day with the hook...

A photographer shot his subject with a Canon.

She was blown away.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon...

(I'm not sorry...)

What do you call a slutty camera?

A loose Canon.

What brand of camera a fanfiction writer owns?

A Canon Camera

Canon joke, What brand of camera a fanfiction writer owns?

3-D printers

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm pretty excited," the guy tells the bartender. "I just got one of those 3D printers. They say I can even make a gun on it." "Ha, I'm not impressed," the bartender scoffs. "I've had a canon printer for years."

It's not a big deal that people are now printing guns using 3D printers

I have had a Canon printer for years.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

What do you call a fragile camera?

A glass Canon.

What's a pirate's favourite camera brand?

A canon.

The first time someone drastically changed the Bible people probably thought "Wow...

...loose canon."

What do you call a priest who sleeps around?

A loose Canon.

I changed my old pocket camera into a new Canon 5D because it's a little lighter...

but then again it sucks as a camera.

A musical canon piece is currently being hung from the art gallery ceiling for all to see.

We tried asking a worker for directions, but he was too busy hanging a round.

What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music?

A canon canon cannon

Heard about that crazy pastor with the really relaxed interpretation of the bible?

Total loose canon.

My girlfriend nicknamed me after a piece of classical music

She calls me Canon in D Major


am looking for the rest of the Joke ?

punchline "hark i hear a canon"

any one know the rest of it?

is it clean?


Whenever someone it's the crazy idea to reinterpret the bible I'm like wow...

...loose canon.

Wanna hear the story about Nikon's humble beginnings?

Don't worry, it's all Canon!

I wrote a piece of music based on the experience of digesting Mexican food...

I'm calling it Taco Bell's Canon

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