Cano Jokes
8 cano jokes and hilarious cano puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cano that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Cano Jokes With Friends
Cano Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good cano joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do canola oil and some abortions have in common?
They come from r**... seed.
McDonald's uses canola oil, Five Guys uses peanut oil, and Taco Bell uses...
castor oil
Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D.
Sadly it can't focus.
I'm canoeing in Sudan, not Egypt - my map must be wrong
I guess I'm just in denial
Star Wars names are just regular words if you put a random space somewhere:
Mos Quito
Que Sadilla
Scu Bagear
Syn Tax
Rev Erse
Mala Mute
Trypto Phan
Cano Nical
Impo Tent
Slee Papnea
Being in a canoe forces you to make a very tough decision.
Roe vs Wade
If you want to get in a canoe go ahead. If you want to enjoy the lake without a canoe that's fine too.
I just don't get why row vs wade is so controversial. Can't we all just enjoy the lake together?
Canoeing
Bob: You get a great deal of amusement out of your new canoe, I suppose?
Joe: Well, my wife does.
Bob: But she never rides in it!
Joe: No. She says it's safer and funnier to watch me from the shore.
Source: 1913 Newspaper
Share These Cano Jokes With Friends