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no one can beat me at doing a cannonball in the pool.
The ringmaster said "Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"
When asked if he will find a replacement, the Ringmaster responded, "Where will I ever find another man of his caliber?"
You seldom meet a man of his caliber.
The distraught manager protests "Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"
Napoleon Blown Apart.
He just got fired
"We'll struggle to get another man of the same caliber."
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Looking back, using a cannonball would probably have been better.
He said it was Impossible. It's hard to find a man of that caliber.
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...where people jump off, and land in a pool of whatever they yell. There are three chicks, a brown-haired girl, and brunette, and a blonde. The brown-haired girl jumps, and yells "CANDY!", and lands in a huge pool of candy. The brunette jumps off and yells "MONEY!", and lands in a pool of money. The blonde jumps and yells "CANNONBALL!".
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"
He became Napoleon BLOWNapart.
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The passing of their Human Cannonball.
A spokesman said they hoped that one day they might be able to find a replacement, but aren't sure they'll ever find another man of his calibre.
When asked if the man would be replaced, the owner of the circus said, "No, only because it's hard to find a man of that caliber."
I was fired.
One of his companions ask how he lost his leg. He answers, "A cannonball." Then his companion asks how he lost his hand. He answers, "A sword." When the companion asks how he lost his eye, the man says, "A spray of the sea."
It was his first day with the hook.
It's hard to be a human cannonball!
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your calibre?"
He got fired.
I heard they are already expecting BBs......
She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars.
Upset, the Ringmaster pleads him not to leave; "Please, don't go!" he says, "Where will I ever find another man of your caliber?"
The circus owner said, "It's hard to find another man of that caliber."
Being a human cannonball is great!
I am the human cannonball at the circus.
They make bbs
... thr Ringmaster said "I wish you had given more notice. It's going to be hard to find another man of your caliber."
He was fired.
I always kept getting fired.
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