The Best 32 Cannonball Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Cannonball Jokes and Puns
I made a dozen girls instantly wet yesterday because of my physique
no one can beat me at doing a cannonball in the pool.
So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus...
The ringmaster said "Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"
In a tragic accident, the circus' human cannonball was killed today.
When asked if he will find a replacement, the Ringmaster responded, "Where will I ever find another man of his caliber?"
He was the best human cannonball the circus ever had.
You seldom meet a man of his caliber.
The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season.
The distraught manager protests "Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"
What do you call Napoleon hit by a cannonball?
Napoleon Blown Apart.
I feel sorry for my circus friend, the human cannonball
He just got fired
Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Fair, a spokesman said
"We'll struggle to get another man of the same caliber."
What do you call a French general after being hit by a cannonball?
Napoleon Blown-aparteο»Ώ
I once fired a cannon off a cliff
Looking back, using a cannonball would probably have been better.
My uncle, a circus manager, said his local hero and famous Human Cannonball was retiring. I asked him what he was gonna so to replace him.
He said it was Impossible. It's hard to find a man of that caliber.
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So there's this magical mountain...
...where people jump off, and land in a pool of whatever they yell. There are three chicks, a brown-haired girl, and brunette, and a blonde. The brown-haired girl jumps, and yells "CANDY!", and lands in a huge pool of candy. The brunette jumps off and yells "MONEY!", and lands in a pool of money. The blonde jumps and yells "CANNONBALL!".
The human cannonball retires.
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"
What happened to Napoleon when he got hit by a cannonball?
He became Napoleon BLOWNapart.
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The Moscow State Circus are sad to announce...
The passing of their Human Cannonball.
A spokesman said they hoped that one day they might be able to find a replacement, but aren't sure they'll ever find another man of his calibre.
A human cannonball for the circus retired after 35 years of service.
When asked if the man would be replaced, the owner of the circus said, "No, only because it's hard to find a man of that caliber."
I didn't last very long in my last job as a human cannonball...
I was fired.
A pirate at sea has a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch.
One of his companions ask how he lost his leg. He answers, "A cannonball." Then his companion asks how he lost his hand. He answers, "A sword." When the companion asks how he lost his eye, the man says, "A spray of the sea."
It was his first day with the hook.
I tried to work in a circus, but was fired multiple times
It's hard to be a human cannonball!
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retireβ¦
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your calibre?"
Did you hear about the human cannonball?
He got fired.
Two cannonballs got married this morning.
I heard they are already expecting BBs......
Yo momma's so fat
She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars.
When the human cannonball submitted his two week notice the ringmaster had trouble finding another man of his caliber.
The Human Cannonball shows up to the circus one day to tell the Ringmaster he's quitting
Upset, the Ringmaster pleads him not to leave; "Please, don't go!" he says, "Where will I ever find another man of your caliber?"
Frank the Human Cannonball retired yesterday and has yet to be replaced...
The circus owner said, "It's hard to find another man of that caliber."
I was told I'd be getting fired for being really small...
Being a human cannonball is great!
I am the big shot at my new job.
I am the human cannonball at the circus.
What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?
They make bbs
When the Human Cannonball announced his retirement from the circus..
... thr Ringmaster said "I wish you had given more notice. It's going to be hard to find another man of your caliber."
A human cannonball showed up late to his act.
He was fired.
I used to work as a human cannonball...
I always kept getting fired.
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