The Best 33 Cannon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cannon jokes. There are some cannon canon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cannon calibre puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Cannon Jokes and Puns

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs


NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.

British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers.

When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.

The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the windshield design.

The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."

A guy brags himself...

Some guy, after his wife gave birth to 5 twins, says to his doctor:

"Looks like I have a huge cannon, huh Doc?"

The Doctor the says:

"Well then you've got to clean it up, because your rounds came out black!"

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon...

(I'm not sorry...)

What movement does a conductor conduct after eating too many burritos?

Tacobell's Cannon.

What's it called when a cannon ball eats another cannon ball?


Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack

both of which apparently still excist

Cannon joke, Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack

Dave worked at a circus school...

Normally, he teaches kids how to juggle or do cartwheels but it wasn't all that interesting.
One day, he decides to teach the kids something a bit more exciting so he brought in a cannon.

Long story short - he was fired.

What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music?

A canon canon cannon

What do you call a cannon that can't fire properly?

Projectile Dysfunction.

I'll see myself out.

What is Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's favourite instrument?

The cannon

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What does both a cannon and canon have in common?

They can both kill ships.

I once fired a cannon off a cliff

Looking back, using a cannonball would probably have been better.

If Tchaikovsky and Pachelbel wrote a song together, what would it be called?

Cannon in D

the best outcome for the guy that gets shot out of the cannon is...

He dies. Can't be canonized unless you're dead.

Star Wars Fans Want The Last Jedi To Be Removed From The Star Wars Cannon

They are Separatists!

Cannon joke, Star Wars Fans Want The Last Jedi To Be Removed From The Star Wars Cannon

What happens when you shoot Napoleon with a cannon?

He becomes Napoleon Blownaparte.

Do you know that french general who likes to fire his cannon at kitchens?

His name is Linoleum Blownapart.

The pope fired a priest from a cannon.

The priest got canonically punished

What's the best camera to shoot with?

A Cannon.

If there's any doubt about what parts of The Hunger Games match the books, we can be sure at least one thing is true to the series; The sound played after someone dies during the games.

That's definitely cannon.

Tchaikovsky, you cannot use instruments of war as musical instruments

Tchaikovsky: I cannon I will

People don't realize that Mega Man is also really good at throwing.

I guess you could say he has a cannon for an arm.

A friend of mine told me they have a dog that can return a ball shot out of a cannon...

To me that seems a little far fetched.

What's the difference between the end of a ship's gun and a Conservative pundit singing at Christmas?

One is a Cannon Barrel and the other is a Bannon Carole

-- A tsunami warning has just been issued for the entire coast of California --

In other news:

Your mom recently did a cannon ball into the Pacific Ocean.

Cannon joke, -- A tsunami warning has just been issued for the entire coast of California --

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a man.

The man says, How did you get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A cannon blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did you get your hook?

The pirate says, I lost it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did you get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye.

The man says, You lost your eye because of poop?

The pirate says, Nay, it was my first day with the hook.

A sailor walks into a bar

The barkeep asks, "How did you end up with that peg leg?"

And the pirate replies, "A cannon ball blasted out the deck and took me leg with it."

"Why do you have that hook?"

"Arrrgh! We was looting a ship and lost me hand in a sword fight."

"And the eye patch?"

"I looked up at a seagull and blimey, the scalliwag crapped right in me eye."

"You lost your eye from bird poop?"

"It was me first day with the hook."

There was a young French artillery officer, who had notions of grandeur, that is, until the day he stood too close to a firing cannon

He thought he was Napoleon, but he was actually blown-a-part.

My first job was as a human cannon ball

I was hired and fired on the same day.

Two cannonballs got married this morning.

I heard they are already expecting BBs......

A Physicist, and Engineer, and a Statistician...

are attempting to fire a cannon at a target 100 meters away. The physicist takes the lead, and performs numerous calculations to determine the cannonball's trajectory. He carefully aims the cannon and fires, coming short by 10 meters. The engineer, accounting for real world tolerances and imperfections, then performs his own calculations. After carefully aiming the cannon and firing, he overshoots by 10 meters.

The statistician then begins shouting with glee that they hit the target.

I'm not having much luck with jobs lately.

I wasn't suited to be a tailor.

The muffler factory was just exhausting.

I couldn't cut it as a barber.

I didn't have the patience to be a doctor.

I wasn't a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it.

The paper shop folded. Pool maintenance was too draining.

I got fired from the cannon factory.

And I just couldn't see any future as a historian.

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