Cannoli Jokes
35 cannoli jokes and hilarious cannoli puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cannoli that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cannoli Short Jokes
Short cannoli jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cannoli humour may include short dessert jokes also.
- Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets? His name was Only One Cannoli.
- My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor. I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.
- Sad news about the chef at my favorite Italian restaurant A doctor cannoli do so much and unfortunately he pasta way.
- An italian pastry chef was injured at work this friday We Cannoli hope he makes a full recovery.
- A Italian chef was diagnosed with terminal illness a year ago... He's about to pastaway
He cannoli do so much... - Obi-Wan Kenobi walks into a bakery I'll take 2 of these he says.
The baker replies, There's only one cannoli. - Heard about the famous italian chef that died? He pastaway, here today gone tomato,we cannoli do so much. He will be pizza history!
- A home-made original what did the jedi get from the italian bakery?
[only one cannoli](/spoiler)
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Cannoli One Liners
Which cannoli one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cannoli? I can suggest the ones about rigatoni and pasta.
- What did the Jedi order at the Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli.
- What does a Jedi on a budget eat for dessert? Only one Cannoli
- What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery? Only one cannoli.
- What do you call a Jedi Italian pastry chef? Obi Wan Cannoli
- Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing? One cannoli guess.
- What did the cannoli say to the other cannoli? There cannoli be one of us
- How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat? Only one cannoli
- What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil? Cannoli Oil.
- What is a Jedi's Favorite Italian Dessert? Obi-Wan....Cannoli!
- What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert? "You owe me one cannoli."
- What do you call an Italian Jedi? Obi Wan Cannoli.
Don't worry, I'll see myself out. - Why can't you hide from an Italian dessert? You cannoli run.
Cheerful Cannoli Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about cannoli you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pastry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cannoli pranks.
Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?
He pasta way.
I never sausage a tragic thing.
He is now a pizza history.
Sending olive my support to his family.
We cannoli do so much though.
I feel for his wife. Cheese still not over it.
I guess he just ran out of thyme.
There was once a pastry competition...
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
I forget where I heard it but I didn't make this.
Did you hear my uncle died?
Oh no.
Yeah, he was a chef. He just pasta way so quickly. But hey, you cannoli do so much. His life will remain a pizza history.
I visited my hometown to meet my favorite chef.
Unfortunately, he pasta away. I donated my entire millennial life savings of $13.42 to his Italian restaurant. Sometimes, one cannoli do so much. Just live and let Olive.
Did you guys hear about the Italian Chef that died recently?
>He pasta way.
>>We cannoli do so much.
>>>His legacy will become a pizza history.
>>>>Here today, gone tomato.
>>>>>How sad that he ran out of thyme.
>>>>>>Sending olive my prayers to the family.
>>>>>>>His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
>>>>>>>>You never sausage a tragic thing.
>>>>>>>>>I hope he wasn't Alfredo the end.
>>>>>>>>>>Did he die on the job? His family might be entitled to some compennesation.
>>>>>>>>>>>I doubt he'll see a penne of it.
