The Best 26 Cannoli Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cannoli jokes. There are some cannoli focaccia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cannoli parthenon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cannoli Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?

He pasta way.
I never sausage a tragic thing.
He is now a pizza history.
Sending olive my support to his family.
We cannoli do so much though.
I feel for his wife. Cheese still not over it.
I guess he just ran out of thyme.

What do you call an Italian Jedi?

Obi Wan Cannoli.

Don't worry, I'll see myself out.

What did the Jedi order at the Italian restaurant?

Only one cannoli.

Cannoli joke, What did the Jedi order at the Italian restaurant?

I used to know an Italian chef.

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.

it was a farfalle from grace.

What does a Jedi on a budget eat for dessert?

Only one Cannoli


How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant?

Only one cannoli.

Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?

His name was Only One Cannoli.

Cannoli joke, Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta away
We cannoli do so much,
His legacy will become a pizza history.
Here today gone tomato.
How sad he ran out of thyme,
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset, Cheese still not over it.
You never saussage a tragic thing.
Because
some people just want to watch the world burn!

There was once a pastry competition...

Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.

They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*

My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor.

I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.

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You hear about the chef who died

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. How sad that he ran out of thyme. His wife is really upset cheese still not over it.

Sad news about the chef at my favorite Italian restaurant

A doctor cannoli do so much and unfortunately he pasta way.

Did you hear about the Italian Chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. He was a real pizza work. You never sausage a guy. Sad about his brother, the broadway actor, in jail because he tried to rigatoni. His friend, the french chef, didn't make it to work- he couldn't make the escargot.

Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing?

One cannoli guess.

Did y'all hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I'm sending olive my thought and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy.

Cannoli joke, Did y'all hear about the Italian chef that died?

Why can't you hide from an Italian dessert?

You cannoli run.

A Italian chef was diagnosed with terminal illness a year ago...

He's about to pastaway
He cannoli do so much...

What did the cannoli say to the other cannoli?

There cannoli be one of us


I forget where I heard it but I didn't make this.

Did you hear my uncle died?

Oh no.

Yeah, he was a chef. He just pasta way so quickly. But hey, you cannoli do so much. His life will remain a pizza history.

Obi-Wan Kenobi walks into a bakery

I'll take 2 of these he says.
The baker replies, There's only one cannoli.

Heard about the famous italian chef that died?

He pastaway, here today gone tomato,we cannoli do so much. He will be pizza history!

I visited my hometown to meet my favorite chef.

Unfortunately, he pasta away. I donated my entire millennial life savings of $13.42 to his Italian restaurant. Sometimes, one cannoli do so much. Just live and let Olive.

Did you hear about the chef that died?

He pasta way

We cannoli do so much

How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat?

Only one cannoli

What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

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We suggest to use only working cannoli cannelloni piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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