The Best 18 Cannibalistic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cannibalistic jokes. There are some cannibalistic piranhas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cannibalistic dahmer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cannibalistic Jokes and Puns

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

Why won't cannibalistic children eat homosexuals and cripples?

Because kids don't like to eat fruits and vegetables.

I've invented a rocket that intercepts incoming warheads by consuming them.

It's a cannibalistic missile.

Cannibalistic joke, I've invented a rocket that intercepts incoming warheads by consuming them.

The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner

She got the cold shoulder

Did you hear about the conceited, cannibalistic lion?

He swallowed his pride.


Did you hear about the cannibalistic lion?

He swallowed his pride.

What did the cannibalistic teddy eat for Christmas?

Stuffing.

Cannibalistic joke, What did the cannibalistic teddy eat for Christmas?

After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany,

"Kindergarten" takes on a new, darker meaning.

What do you call a cannibalistic dinner party?

The Donner Party

What do You call a crowdfunding site for cannibalistic monsters?

Windigogo!

2 cannibalistic clowns were eating a fellow clown

One looks at the other

Does this taste funny

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I'm really grateful that I had parents who opened their hearts to me when I was a boy.

It made it easier for me to accept my cannibalistic nature.

What does a cannibalistic cow eat?

Can o bull.

A man sold his flesh to a cannibalistic sushi shop...

...I guess you could say he's on a roll.

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

Did you hear the one about my hairy, cannibalistic uncle?

He was an aunt-eater.

Cannibalistic joke, Did you hear the one about my hairy, cannibalistic uncle?

What do you call a cannibalistic teacher?

Hannibal Lecture

So a cannibalistic couple are try to decide what to have for supper one night...

When they hear a knocking at their front door. The husband opens the door where he sees a little boy crying. The kid then says, "Help me I'm lost, my name is Stuart and I live on 3rd street!" The wife hears the commotion and walks over to see what's going on, and the husband turns to her and says, " I guess we're having stew tonight."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cannibalistic kampf jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cannibalistic eat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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