Cannibalism Jokes

47 cannibalism jokes and hilarious cannibalism puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cannibalism that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Cannibalism Short Jokes

Short cannibalism jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cannibalism humour may include short cannibalistic jokes also.

  1. A man is on trial for cannibalism A man is on trial for cannibalism.
    He says to the judge,
    "Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man."
  2. Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer. One says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'
    The other one goes, 'No'.
  3. daughter made up a cute knock knock joke: Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Let's eat…
    Let's eat who?
    What are you a cannibal?
  4. These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
  5. Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer One turns to the other and asks, "*does this taste funny to you?*"
    The other responds, "*no.*"
  6. Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. One says, "Does this taste funny?".
    The other says, "No".
  7. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second "I think we're doing this joke wrong".
  8. Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: True, but now I miss her
  9. So these three clowns were eating a cannibal. One of them said "I think we started this joke wrong."
  10. Two cannibals sat around a campfire One turned to the other and said, "God, I hate my mother-in-law."
    His friend said, "Well then try the potatoes."

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Cannibalism One Liners

Which cannibalism one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cannibalism? I can suggest the ones about cannibals and good cannibal.

  1. What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? Nothing, he's gladiator.
  2. What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife. Nothing, he's Gladiator.
  3. What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients? A vegetarian.
  4. What did the cannibal get when he was late to the dinner party? The cold shoulder.
  5. What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to dinner? A cold shoulder.
  6. Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? Because he got cold feet.
  7. the cannibal said in his trial - If I am what I eat..." "Then I'm an innocent man"
  8. What is a cannibals favorite restaurant? Five Guys
  9. What do cannibals call pregnant women? Kinder surprise
  10. I was late to the cannibal party So they gave me the cold shoulder
  11. A cannibal showed up late to the luncheon His friends gave him the cold shoulder.
  12. How does a cannibal say hello? He offers you a handshake.
  13. A cannibal passed his brother in the woods.
  14. What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning? Grab a cup of joe.
  15. What happened when the cannibal was late for lunch? He was given the cold shoulder.

Cannibalism joke, What happened when the cannibal was late for lunch?

Hilarious Fun Cannibalism Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about cannibalism you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cannibal vegetable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cannibalism pranks.

What's the definition of trust?

Two gay cannibals giving each other a b**...

A police officer was assigned to hunt a dangerous cannibal on his first day on the job

All the more seasoned officers had already been eaten

I saw a cannibal at the nursing home the other day, he was walking around making fun of all the residents. I realized then that I actually had something in common with him.

I too find vegetables to be tastier if I roast them first.

Two cannibals were eating an entitled kid

One says to the other," Does this taste a bit spoiled?"

They say male lions will often turn to cannibalism when they're desperate for food.

They just have to s**... their pride.

Two cannibals are settling down to have a meal...

.... They agree that it is best if each of them start at one end of the corpse. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asks "how's it going down there?"
The other replies: "oh, I'm having a ball over here..."
The first yells: "Oi, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

A cannibal in a courtroom

Representing himself, the cannibal was asked by the judge if he had anything to say.
"If the quote "You are what you eat" is true then I am an innocent man."

Cannibalism joke, What happened when the cannibal was late for lunch?