The Best 37 Cannibalism Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cannibalism jokes. There are some cannibalism chewie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Cannibalism Jokes and Puns

A man is on trial for cannibalism

A man is on trial for cannibalism.
He says to the judge,

"Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man."

They say male lions will often turn to cannibalism when they're desperate for food.

They just have to swallow their pride.

Santa and his reindeer crash and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they have to resort to cannibalism.

Who do they eat first?

Answer: Donner!

Cannibalism joke, Santa and his reindeer crash and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they

I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism...

It varies from person to person.

The little bit of decent human being left in me finds cannibalism to be wrong...

but who cares, he was delicious!

Cannibalism isn't funny

Although, it depends on a person's taste...

Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that "taste like chicken"?

If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism.

Cannibalism joke, Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that "taste like chicken"?

You Are What Your Eat

I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism.

I wanted to start my vegan diet

but apparently cannibalism is frowned upon.

Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial?

They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no, he was gladiator.

Survivors of a plane crash in the middle of nowhere suddenly ran out of food

"Since we have no more food, the only option we have is cannibalism" one person said.

"But I'm vegan" said his friend.

"It's okay, the guy on the wheelchair is a vegetable"

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Cannibalism is a real thrill

Nail-biting from start to finish.

At my cannibalism resturant, I serve Redneck Burger

Served with Hickory Mayo.

The answer to overpopulation and world hunger has been in front of us all this time...



... has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem

Thinking of becoming a cannibal.

If I had to resort to cannibalism, I would want the person I'm eating to be a vegetarian. I like irony and prefer grass-fed steak.

Cannibalism joke, Thinking of becoming a cannibal.

Although the cannibalism of the praying mantis may seem severe, it is thankfully brief. In other species, the female will slowly suck the life out of her partner over a period of decades.

This process is commonly called marriage.

Why did Stephen Hawking only eat meat?

Because eating vegetables would be cannibalism.

Cannibalism was the last resort but I had no other choice

I'm just bummed I cant walk anymore

They say you are what you eat.

But when I kill and eat and innocent man, I am guilty of murder and cannibalism?

What do you call a scientific talk about the psychological impact of cannibalism?

A Hannibal Lecture.

A cannibal is on trial for murder and cannibalism...

He's called up to the witness stand and the prosecutor asks him if he pleads guilty or innocent.
"Innocent!" he says.
The prosecutor asks him to prove it.
The cannibal answers, "Well, you are what you eat, right? So I am an innocent man!"

Why dont cannibals eat clowns?

Because cannibalism is illegal and they arent allowed to eat anyone.

If you eat a complete human it is called cannibalism....

If you just eat a part it is just real good sex.

In Turkey we are not allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving...

Because the law considers it cannibalism

People are getting angry about an actor practicing cannibalism on a female actress during the production of an action movie set in ancient Rome.

Personally, I'm gladiator.

Did you hear about the stubborn lion who refused to resort to cannibalism?

He ended up swallowing his pride.

What can solve over population and world hunger at the same time?


A Man was on trial for cannibalism

Judge:How do you plead

Man:your honor if the phrase you are what you eat applies then I am an innocent man

As a civilized caveman, Arg found Kro's advocacy for cannibalism to be deplorable and publicly opposed him.

When the great famine arrived, he realized he was going to have to eat Kro.

I tried a vegan steak the other day and it was really good!

Cannibalism isnt for everyone but I sure like it!

Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problem with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about consuming a mother of two.

But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

I always had a hunch I should give up my cannibalism

But it was just my stomach talking

What's one thing that can solve both world hunger and overpopulation?


If ever society collapses and we resort to cannibalism...

Vegans meat will be the most expensive because they're grass fed.

In today's Criminology class we will learn about cannibalism.

It's my Hannibal Lecture.

A politician was arrested at his office and found guilty of cannibalism

One of his colleagues had called the police on him after spotting him eating a ham sandwich

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