The Best 5 Cannibal Corpse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cannibal Corpse jokes. There are some cannibal corpse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cannibal corpse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cannibal Corpse Jokes and Puns

Two cannibals are settling down to have a meal...

.... They agree that it is best if each of them start at one end of the corpse. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asks "how's it going down there?"

The other replies: "oh, I'm having a ball over here..."

The first yells: "Oi, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

Two cannibals stumble upon a corpse

They decide to eat the body. One started at the head while the other began with the feet. As they were eating, the face eater asks the other, How's it going?

The foot chewer replies I am having a ball.

Slow down, you're eating too fast 

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

Two cannibals are eating a corpse during a blizzard

One sees a figure in the distance and asks, "You think that was Dad?"

The other says, "Yeah I thought that tasted familiar"

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse.

One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet."

They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?"

The other replies, "I'm having a ball!"

Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cannibal corpse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cannibal corpse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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