The Best 5 Cannes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cannes jokes. There are some cannes vous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cannes weeaboo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cannes Jokes and Puns


A group of beans were traveling around France...

They ended up in Cannes.

A group of philosophers started a movie festival...

...and they decided to call it "Immanuel Cannes".

A man in the south of France today was surprised when he opened a tin of locally sourced duck when it started dancing

His canned Cannes canard can can-can!

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why should you avoid playing games against people from France ?

They hate Tolouse and Cannes be not so Nice about it

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cannes oscars jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cannes paris piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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