Cannelloni Jokes
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A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.
They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.
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My wife left me because I couldn't stop doing impressions of pasta
And now I'm cannelloni
My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta
Since she left, I've been feeling cannelloni.
My girlfriend broke up with me for my obsession with touching pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
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My girlfriend refused to believe a spaghetti bike could work. You should've seen her face when I rode pasta.
Things took a turn for the worse when I was fired from my job at the pasta factory. Fusilli mistakes.
To top it all off, my girlfriend said she couldn't stand me touching pasta all the time, so she left.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
I tried to build a car out of spaghetti, my wife lost her temper and said it would never work and threatened to leave me, anyway, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. After a while my obsession got the better of me and she walked out..
Now I'm feeling cannelloni.
My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with pasta
I'm feeling cannelloni right now
Eating pasta by myself..
makes me cannelloni.
One of the things I look for in a girl is a love for pasta
Because eating pasta by yourself can he cannelloni
Why did the paste join the dating website?
Because he was cannelloni.
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