Canned Tuna Jokes
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How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar?
They both come in little cans.
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I have trouble keeping their jobs these days...
First I was working at a potato farm, but then I was sacked.
Next it was the tuna factory, but then I was canned.
Next I tried being a lumberjack, but then I got axed.
Next I found an opening at the crematorium, but then I was fired.
Next I s**... up at the gun manufacturers, so I was quickly discharged.
Next I was printing thesauruses, but then my job was made redundant.
Now I'm growing magenta bananas, but I think I might get a pink slip.
What's in common between tuna and Jared from Subway?
They both come in little cans.
I used to work for Chicken of the Sea, until a new supervisor became convinced that I was actually a tuna disguised as a human
It was because of this that I was later wrongfully canned
Two tuna fish passing by a submarine. Big Tuna Mommy says:
Don't be scared little Tuna, these are canned humans.
-I read this joke when I was five. I still think it's funny. -
What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common?
They both come in little cans.
The Tuna thought he was doing a great job at work.
Instead, he was canned.
How many cans of tuna can a toucan can if a toucan can can tuna?
Two cans!
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