The Best 7 Canned Tuna Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canned Tuna jokes. There are some canned tuna jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canned tuna puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canned Tuna Jokes and Puns

How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar?

They both come in little cans.

What's in common between tuna and Jared from Subway?

They both come in little cans.

I used to work for Chicken of the Sea, until a new supervisor became convinced that I was actually a tuna disguised as a human

It was because of this that I was later wrongfully canned

Two tuna fish passing by a submarine. Big Tuna Mommy says:

Don't be scared little Tuna, these are canned humans.

-I read this joke when I was five. I still think it's funny. -

What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common?

They both come in little cans.


The Tuna thought he was doing a great job at work.

Instead, he was canned.

How many cans of tuna can a toucan can if a toucan can can tuna?

Two cans!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the canned tuna jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working canned tuna piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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