Canned Jokes

Funniest Canned Short Jokes

Short canned jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canned humour may include short cans jokes also.

1. I went to the shop the other day to buy six cans of Sprite. It was only when I got home that I realised I had picked 7 Up.
2. I HATE when homeless people shake their cans of change at me. I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.
3. I bought 6 cans of Sprite from the shop today.. But when I got home I realised I'd picked 7up
4. Went to the store to buy 6 cans of Sprite... Got back to the office and realized I had picked 7 up.
5. A group of teenagers robbed our local supermarket and stole 180 cans of red bull. I don't know how these people can sleep at night.
6. My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store... I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
7. My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work. She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up.
8. I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever.
9. Why was the man who crushed recycled pop cans for a living sad with his life? Because his job was soda pressing.
10. So, today my boss asked me to pick up 6 cans of Sprite for a meeting. However, when I returned, I realised that I had picked 7 up instead

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Canned One Liners

Which canned one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canned? I can suggest the ones about soup cans and dried.

1. I used to have a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing.
2. I swallowed two cans of helium today HeHe
3. I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
4. What's worse than finding 2 babies in a trash can? Finding 1 baby in two trash cans.
5. I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite… I ended up picking 7 Up…
6. Nice canned meat you got there Too bad it isn't allowed here, rule 3.
7. I ate four cans of alphabet soup I later took the biggest vowel movement ever
8. I was feeling really sad while crushing cans today... It was soda pressing.
9. So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. I'm expecting a massive vowel movement.
10. I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
11. I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement.
12. I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
13. I had a job crushing cans, but I quit. It was soda-pressing
14. How much soda should tropical birds drink? Two cans
15. Q: What is worse than 10 babies in a trash can? A: One baby in 10 trash cans.

Canned Food Jokes

Here is a list of funny canned food jokes and even better canned food puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a knight in a village full of cannibals? Canned food.
• What did the cannibal say when he met a fully armored knight? Argh... Canned food again?
• there's two cannibals in a tree a knight in armor comes around the first cannibal says to the other "dude canned food again?"
• A woman is like canned food: one opens and everyone eats.
• Waiter: would you like some cans, sir? Food buyer: No, but can I get a bowl a soup?
  Read out loud.

Canned Meat Jokes

Here is a list of funny canned meat jokes and even better canned meat puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My account may have been hacked.. If y'all get an email from me about canned meat-- PLEASE don't open it
  It's spam
• If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ... It's Spam.
• *Important* Public Announcement Service To Everyone If anyone gets a private message from me about canned meat, don't open it.
  It's SPAM.
• I have a bunch of canned meat in my pantry. No matter how many I was pulling out, more were appearing in its place. You could say I got Spammed.
• What a moderator do when he find canned meat in his hoagie? He remove the spam from his sub.
• I got an email about a canned meat dish earlier It was spam
• I got a spam message today The hacker threatened me by showing that he has pictures of my un canned meat
• A lion walks the desert and sees an armored knight. "Oh no, not canned meat again!"
• What do you call a Latino eating canned lunch meat? hiSPAMic

Canned Spam Jokes

Here is a list of funny canned spam jokes and even better canned spam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin? Short Attention Spam
• I received a spam email today. They say it tastes delicious.
  That email was canned.
• I keep getting emails telling me to buy canned pork, But I hate spam.

Canned Tuna Jokes

Here is a list of funny canned tuna jokes and even better canned tuna puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans.
• What's in common between tuna and Jared from Subway? They both come in little cans.
• I used to work for Chicken of the Sea, until a new supervisor became convinced that I was actually a tuna disguised as a human It was because of this that I was later wrongfully canned
• Two tuna fish passing by a submarine. Big Tuna Mommy says: Don't be scared little Tuna, these are canned humans.
  -I read this joke when I was five. I still think it's funny. -
• What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common? They both come in little cans.
• The Tuna thought he was doing a great job at work. Instead, he was canned.
• How many cans of tuna can a toucan can if a toucan can can tuna? Two cans!
• Why do l**... keep open cans of tuna around their homes? Potpourri.

Laughable Canned Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about canned you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canned pranks.