The Best 8 Canna Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canna jokes. There are some canna hace jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canna hae puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canna Jokes and Puns

With cannabis being legal for over a year in canada, every province has access to weed except Quebec.

They only get oui'd

Cannabis is totally illegal in Saudi Arabia...

but you can still get stoned!

You can even drop acid...

As long as it's on a adulterer's face.

I walked into a hospital ward today looking for a mate....

No staff around so I asked a patient in bed where the staff were, he said ' Some hae meat and canna eat, and some wad eat that want it'

So I asked the next guy, he said ' But we hae meat, and we can eat sae let the Lord be thankit'

I asked the next guy and he started singing Auld Lang Syne.

I finally found a nurse and asked if I was on the psychiatric ward....

She said no, its the Burns unit.

Why is cannabis sometimes called Arabian Crime?

It gets you stoned

Do ya know the difference between Scots and Scotch?

Ay now.

A Scot is a lad that can play the pipes.

Scotch is what makes it so that he canna.


With cannabis now legal in my country, we would be remiss not to discuss the negative impacts of smoking weed. For example, after smoking...

...you have less weed.

what did the cannable pirate wench say to the waiter

No thanks I'm full of seaman

The cannabis industry...

It's a growing market.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the canna plant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working canna vegetaryan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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