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Short cann jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cann humour may include short ate jokes also.
- A man in the south of France today was surprised when he opened a tin of locally sourced duck when it started dancing His canned Cannes canard can can-can!
- A group of philosophers started a movie festival... ...and they decided to call it "Immanuel Cannes".
- What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage? They go to Cannes
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Cann One Liners
Which cann one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cann? I can suggest the ones about barbecue and clown.
- Beans! A group of beans were traveling around France...
They ended up in Cannes.
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I saw a cannibal at the nursing home the other day, he was walking around making fun of all the residents. I realized then that I actually had something in common with him.
I too find vegetables to be tastier if I roast them first.
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With cannabis being legal for over a year in canada, every province has access to w**... except quebec.
They only get oui'd
Why do cannibals never go hungry?
Because they can make themselves dinner.
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Two cannibals...
Two cannibals were sharing a meal one day. One started eating at the head, while the other started at the foot. After a little while one asked "How are you going?"
The other responded, "Man, I'm having a ball!"
To which the first cannibal said "Wow your eating super quick!"
What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet?
The passenger list.
What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?
The left-ovaries.
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2 cannibals...
...are eating. One turns the other and says "You know, I really don't like my sister." The other cannibal replies "Fine then, try the p**... pie."
A cannibal in the jungle passed his brother.
Think about that.
Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?
He ate someone who disagreed with him.
A cannibal passed a priest in the woods.
Why do cannibals like Mormons?
free delivery.
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A cannibal took his young son for a walk in the jungle.
They came across a beautiful, n**... girl lying asleep on the ground. The boy got excited and said, "Let's eat her now, Dad!" But the father said, "No, I have a better idea. Let's bring her home and eat your mother".
A cannibal passed his brother in the woods.
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A cannibal ate an optimist once
He couldn't quite keep him down.
A cannibal passed his friend in the woods.
I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder.
It came with rice and a salad.
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Two cannibals are settling down to have a meal...
.... They agree that it is best if each of them start at one end of the corpse. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asks "how's it going down there?"
The other replies: "oh, I'm having a ball over here..."
The first yells: "Oi, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
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Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer
One turns to the other and asks, "*does this taste funny to you?*"
The other responds, "*no.*"
How do cannibals pick up women?
With a fork
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a cannibal family is sitting at the dinner table...
finishing up, when the youngest cannibal comes rushing in, panting, "am i too late?" the dad replies, picking his teeth "yep, everyone's already eaten".
What do cannibals put in their soup?
Ramen!
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Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal
Much to his dismay, he got cold feet
What is a Cannibal?
Someone who is fed up with people.
Say what you want about Cannibals
but they have a great taste in people.
Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?
Because he got cold feet.
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Cannibalism is a real thrill
Nail-biting from start to finish.
What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend
Flush
I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day.
Two cannibals are enjoying dinner.
One compliments the other, "I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."
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How do you help a cannibal?
By giving him a hand.
A cannibal was in prison.
One day, he ate his cellmate. The warden did not believe he had eaten the man. The cannibal threw up his hands in frustration.
How do cannibals get ready in the morning?
Just like anyone else they wakee up, get out of bed, put on their pants and eat breakfast, one leg at a time.
Where did the cannibal dump his girlfriend?
In the toilet
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Two cannibals get in a barfight
One says to the other ***You want a piece of me??***
The cannibal
A cannibal was handed the funurary urn of a relative: What is this, instant soup?
What is a cannibals favorite restaurant?
Five Guys
What does both a cannon and canon have in common?
They can both kill ships.
How does a cannibal say hello?
He offers you a handshake.
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A cannibal dumped his girlfriend.
And then flushed.
What does a cannibal call a phone book?
A menu
What is a cannibals favorite type of cookie?
Lady fingers.
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When cannibals don't feel like eating an entire person, which menu do they order from?
The Kids Menu
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Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire.
One says to the other, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other says, "Then just eat the vegetables."
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Two cannibals are eating Jeff Dunham.
One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny?"
The other cannibal says "No".
What do cannibals call unvaccinated children?
Organic food
What do cannibals call pregnant women?
Kinder surprise
Say what you will about cannibals...
...but they're always eager to serve their guests
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Although the cannibalism of the praying mantis may seem severe, it is thankfully brief. In other species, the female will slowly s**... the life out of her partner over a period of decades.
This process is commonly called marriage.
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well balanced breakfast.
Two cannibals had captured and killed a clown.
They decided to make a laughing stock out of him.
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Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.
One says, "Does this taste funny?".
The other says, "No".
I was at the cannibal restaurant the other day and ordered some legs.
"Sorry," said the waiter, "they've just run out."
What does a cannibal call a person in a good mood?
a happy meal
the cannibal said in his trial - If I am what I eat..."
"Then I'm an innocent man"
Why did the cannibal leave the party early?
He was fed up with people.
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What do cannibals call disabled people
Meals on wheels
What do cannibals use to freshen their breath?
Men toes
What do cannibals eat when they're broke?
Raw men
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Two cannibals were eating an entitled kid
One says to the other," Does this taste a bit spoiled?"
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"What is a cannibal, Johnny?" asked the teacher.
"What is a cannibal, Johnny?" asked the teacher.
"I don't know, sir," replied Johnny.
"Well, what would you be if you ate your mother and father?"
"An orphan, sir."
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Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.
the first one says to the other, "does this taste funny to you?"
the other one answers, "no."
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Why did the cannibal only eat people in comas?
He was going Vegan!
What is the cannibal King's favorite joke during diner ?
"There's a heir in my soup !"
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What do cannibals call it when they are roasting a blonde for dinner?
A Barbie Q.
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of a dinner party?
Handshakes.
Where do cannibals go to eat deep fried food?
The battered women's shelter
How do cannibals freshen their breath?
Men toes.
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Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer
One looks to the other and says,
does this taste funny to you?
and the other says no
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How many cannibals does it take to screw in one light bulb?
I have no clue but you really shouldn't be in the dark with cannibals.
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Two cannibals meet one day.
The first cannibal says, You know, I just can't seem to get a tender m**.... I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender.
The second cannibal asks, What kind of m**... do you use?
The first replies, You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around their waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.
Ah, ha! the second cannibal replies, No wonder… those are friars!
Why can't cannibals have friends?
They aren't allowed to play with their food
I went to a cannibals wedding last weekend.
All was going well, until they decided to toast the Bride and Groom.
what is an cannibal octopus' favorite salad
octopus salad. kind of obvious.
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two cannibals were eating a guy.
one says 'to be fair you start at the head I'll start at the feet." halfway through he says "how's it going?"
the other guy says "I'm having a ball."
first one says "you're eating too fast."
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What did the cannibals eat in Tokyo?
Rawmen
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry,he sat down and looked over the menu.
*Grilled Tourist: $5.00
*Broiled m**...: $10.00
*Fried Explorer: $15.00
*Baked Politician: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and
asked, "Why such a high price for
politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you
ever tried to clean one? They are so full of
s**... that it takes all day!"
What did the cannibal name his son?
Stew.
What did the cannibal get when he was late to the dinner party?
The cold shoulder.
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Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer.
One says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'
The other one goes, 'No'.
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Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer
One cannibal asked the other:
Do you think this tastes a little.. funny?
The other cannibal replied:
No.
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Two cannibals are lunching.
One of them says: "I don't like my mother-in-law."
The other one: "Then just have the noodles."
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Two cannibals are eating dinner. One says to the other "I hate my mother in law"
The other cannibal replies "Well, then just eat the noodles"
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law".
The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
