The Best 82 Cann Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Cann Jokes and Puns

I saw a cannibal at the nursing home the other day, he was walking around making fun of all the residents. I realized then that I actually had something in common with him.

I too find vegetables to be tastier if I roast them first.

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

Two cannibals...

Two cannibals were sharing a meal one day. One started eating at the head, while the other started at the foot. After a little while one asked "How are you going?"

The other responded, "Man, I'm having a ball!"
To which the first cannibal said "Wow your eating super quick!"

Cann joke, Two cannibals...

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

Two cannibals are eating a missionary starting at opposite ends.

One says to the other "This guy's ear is delicious! Are you enjoying eating him as much as I am?"
The other cannibal says "I'm having a ball."

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Cann joke, What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

A cannibal passed a priest in the woods.

You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women?

They're bitter.

β€” Garrison Keillor

A cannibal took his young son for a walk in the jungle.

They came across a beautiful, naked girl lying asleep on the ground. The boy got excited and said, "Let's eat her now, Dad!" But the father said, "No, I have a better idea. Let's bring her home and eat your mother".

A cannibal passed his brother in the woods.

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What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

A cannibal ate an optimist once

He couldn't quite keep him down.

Why do cannibals hate Transgender people?

Too much trans fat

A cannibal in a courtroom

Representing himself, the cannibal was asked by the judge if he had anything to say.

"If the quote "You are what you eat" is true then I am an innocent man."

A cannibal passed his friend in the woods.

Cann joke, A cannibal passed his friend in the woods.

I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder.

It came with rice and a salad.

Two cannibals are settling down to have a meal...

.... They agree that it is best if each of them start at one end of the corpse. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asks "how's it going down there?"

The other replies: "oh, I'm having a ball over here..."

The first yells: "Oi, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer

One turns to the other and asks, "*does this taste funny to you?*"

The other responds, "*no.*"

Two cannibals are eating this guy....

One of them ask, "So, you having fun?". The other one says "Yeah. I'm having a ball."

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

a cannibal family is sitting at the dinner table...

finishing up, when the youngest cannibal comes rushing in, panting, "am i too late?" the dad replies, picking his teeth "yep, everyone's already eaten".

What do cannibals put in their soup?



Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

The cannibal was late to dinner

He was given the cold shoulder

The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal

Much to his dismay, he got cold feet

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Say what you want about Cannibals

but they have a great taste in people.

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

Why did the cannibal only eat coma patients?

The doctor said he needed more vegetables in his diet.

A cannibal showed up late to the luncheon

His friends gave him the cold shoulder.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Cannibalism is a real thrill

Nail-biting from start to finish.

What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend


I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day.

Two cannibals are enjoying dinner.

One compliments the other, "I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."

How do you help a cannibal?

By giving him a hand.

A cannibal was in prison.

One day, he ate his cellmate. The warden did not believe he had eaten the man. The cannibal threw up his hands in frustration.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.

Cannibal 1: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Cannibal 2: "Not at all, and there's plenty to go around!"

The cannibal

A cannibal was handed the funurary urn of a relative: What is this, instant soup?

What is a cannibals favorite restaurant?

Five Guys

What does both a cannon and canon have in common?

They can both kill ships.

How does a cannibal say hello?

He offers you a handshake.

What did the cannibal say to 2 Mexicans?

I thought I'd eat both of you but I only have room for Juan

A cannibal dumped his girlfriend.

And then flushed.

Why won't cannibalistic children eat homosexuals and cripples?

Because kids don't like to eat fruits and vegetables.

Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire.

One says to the other, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other says, "Then just eat the vegetables."

What do cannibals call unvaccinated children?

Organic food

What do cannibals call pregnant women?

Kinder surprise

Say what you will about cannibals...

...but they're always eager to serve their guests

What does a cannibal call a gymnast?

A well balanced breakfast.

Two cannibals had captured and killed a clown.

They decided to make a laughing stock out of him.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.

One says, "Does this taste funny?".

The other says, "No".

I was at the cannibal restaurant the other day and ordered some legs.

"Sorry," said the waiter, "they've just run out."

A cannibal is on trial for murder and cannibalism...

He's called up to the witness stand and the prosecutor asks him if he pleads guilty or innocent.
"Innocent!" he says.
The prosecutor asks him to prove it.
The cannibal answers, "Well, you are what you eat, right? So I am an innocent man!"

What does a cannibal call a person in a good mood?

a happy meal

the cannibal said in his trial - If I am what I eat..."

"Then I'm an innocent man"

Why did the cannibal leave the party early?

He was fed up with people.

What do cannibals use to freshen their breath?

Men toes

What do cannibals eat when they're broke?

Raw men

Two cannibals are eating Amy Shumer's body

One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

The other replies: "no, not at all."

Two cannibals were eating an entitled kid

One says to the other," Does this taste a bit spoiled?"

Why did the cannibal only eat people in comas?

He was going Vegan!

What is the cannibal King's favorite joke during diner ?

"There's a heir in my soup !"

What do cannibals serve at the beginning of a dinner party?


How do cannibals freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer

One looks to the other and says,

does this taste funny to you?

and the other says no

How many cannibals does it take to screw in one light bulb?

I have no clue but you really shouldn't be in the dark with cannibals.

Two cannibals meet one day.

The first cannibal says, You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender.

The second cannibal asks, What kind of missionary do you use?

The first replies, You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around their waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.

Ah, ha! the second cannibal replies, No wonder… those are friars!

Why can't cannibals have friends?

They aren't allowed to play with their food

What do cannibals on a budget eat?

Raw Men noodles

I went to a cannibals wedding last weekend.

All was going well, until they decided to toast the Bride and Groom.

2 Cannibals are eating Amy Schumer

Cannibal 1: Does this taste funny to you?

Cannibal 2: No.

What did the cannibals eat in Tokyo?


Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer

One of them says. "Hey man doesn't this taste a bit funny".

The other cannibal says. "Nope".

What'd the cannibal get for being late to dinner?

The cold shoulder!

A cannibal and his piece of shit colleague were arguing. The cannibal lost his temper, killed his colleague and ate him. But the next day…

…his colleague was still a piece of shit.

What does a cannibal life coach value in their clients?


cannibals aren't very friendly

they are fed up with all the ppl ✨

How do cannibals start their day?

With a cup of Joe

Two cannonballs got married this morning.

I heard they are already expecting BBs......

My cannibal friend ate a cowboy yesterday.

He said that it tasted kind of cunchry.

What does a cannibal say when they're not attracted to somebody?

It's what's on the inside that matters

What did the cannibal get when he was late to the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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