The Best 8 Canibal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canibal jokes. There are some canibal eater jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canibal pygmy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canibal Jokes and Puns

A canibal shows up late to a dinner

He ended up getting the cold shoulder

A Canibal realized his meal was undercooked.

So he threw up his hands in frustration

Canibal: am I late for dinner?

Cook: I'm afraid you are. Everybody's eaten!

Two canibals are having a meal . . .

One looks at the other and says, "Man I hate my mother-in-law!"

The second one shrugs and replies, "Then try some of the potatoes."

A canibal was getting ready to eat his first meal

But he didn't have the guts


What does a vegetarian canibal eat?

Fruit farmers

Why does the canibal only eat wheelchair bounds?

Because he's a vegetarian

What can a canibal sorcerer eat in the desert?

A sandwich.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the canibal footlong jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working canibal eat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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