The Best 11 Cani Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cani jokes. There are some cani sheriff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cani meal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cani Jokes and Puns

A canibal shows up late to a dinner

He ended up getting the cold shoulder

Canine Names

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Isn't it obvious?" the second blonde responded. "They're watch dogs!"

A Canibal realized his meal was undercooked.

So he threw up his hands in frustration

Canibal: am I late for dinner?

Cook: I'm afraid you are. Everybody's eaten!

What's in the canister?

The R6 Community


Two canibals are having a meal . . .

One looks at the other and says, "Man I hate my mother-in-law!"

The second one shrugs and replies, "Then try some of the potatoes."

A canibal was getting ready to eat his first meal

But he didn't have the guts

What do canible college students eat

Lots of romens

Why does the canibal only eat wheelchair bounds?

Because he's a vegetarian

What is a canines favorite soda?

A dog-ter pepper.

What can a canibal sorcerer eat in the desert?

A sandwich.

You can explore cani canibal reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cani canines dad jokes. There are also cani puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cani shat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cani hands piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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