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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cani meal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
He ended up getting the cold shoulder
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Isn't it obvious?" the second blonde responded. "They're watch dogs!"
So he threw up his hands in frustration
Cook: I'm afraid you are. Everybody's eaten!
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One looks at the other and says, "Man I hate my mother-in-law!"
The second one shrugs and replies, "Then try some of the potatoes."
But he didn't have the guts
Lots of romens
Because he's a vegetarian
A dog-ter pepper.
A sandwich.
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