Candy Wrapper Jokes

20 candy wrapper jokes and hilarious candy wrapper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about candy wrapper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Candy Wrapper Short Jokes

Short candy wrapper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The candy wrapper humour may include short candy jokes also.

  1. I swapped the wrappers around on my wife's Halloween candy. She didn't appreciate the joke at all. Now she's got her Snickers in a Twix over it.
  2. Did you hear about the Candy Factory they opened on the East Coast? It closed after a month... they couldn't find any good wrappers.

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Candy Wrapper One Liners

Which candy wrapper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with candy wrapper? I can suggest the ones about candy bar and candy cane.

  1. who is the best candy (w)rapper? Eminem!
  2. Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers.
  3. Do you like M&Ms? Yeh, I like the candy and the wrapper
  4. Music is like candy. It's all pretty sweet you just need to throw away the wrappers..
  5. "The garbage needs to go out. It's full of candy wrappers." "Is Eminem in there?"
  6. What's the sweetest type of musician? A candy wrapper
  7. Who is a candy wrapper? Eminem
  8. What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper.

Candy Wrapper Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about candy wrapper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gift wrap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make candy wrapper pranks.

My 7 year old organically made this up!

Super Bowl halftime show, watching with my wife and boys, wife says The halftime show is a bunch of rappers from the 80's and 90's, including Eminem, I really like him.
7 year old: Mn'Ms are good, but I like Skittles better
Wife: Not the candies silly, the rapper!
7 year old: Why would you just eat the wrappers!?

An old lady in a nursing home ...

.. is wheeling around in her wheelchair. She zooms up and down the corridors and screeches around the corners. Then one of the other residents stops her and demands to see her driver's license. She hands him a chocolate bar wrapper and he is satisfied.
She continues rushing around until another inmate stops her and demands to see her registration. Again the candy wrapper works.
But on turning the next corner she sees an elderly man standing in her path completely n**....
"Oh no" she thinks "How am I going to pass the breathalyzer test?"