Candy Cane Jokes
20 candy cane jokes and hilarious candy cane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about candy cane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Candy Cane Short Jokes
Short candy cane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The candy cane humour may include short candy jokes also.
- Whats the difference between Ornaments, Candy Canes, Myself, and the Star? You don't hang the star
- I found some leftover candy canes from last year that were still in their packaging. They were in mint condition.
- So today I went to eat a candy cane but it broke when I unwrapped it Guess it wasn't in mint condition
- Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck? He was in charge of refresh mints.
- I just bought some collectors edition candy canes from Santa himself They're in mint condition
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Candy Cane One Liners
Which candy cane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with candy cane? I can suggest the ones about candy halloween and candy wrapper.
- I know a guy who collects candy canes... ...they are all in mint condition.
- I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.
- What do you call a sharpened candy cane? A spearmint
- That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
- Why are candy canes so expensive? Because they're in mint condition!
- What do you call it when you spin a candy cane? a tournament
- How do you make an abortion a more pleasant experience? Use a candy cane
- What does a candy cane say to another candy cane during a strong storm? **Hurry**cane!
Laughter Candy Cane Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about candy cane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas decorations jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make candy cane pranks.
Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?
Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile,
"where should I put the Christmas tree, Santa?"