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...they are all in mint condition.
Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile,
"where should I put the Christmas tree, Santa?"
they were all in mint condition.
You don't hang the star
They were in mint condition.
Guess it wasn't in mint condition
A spearmint
He was in charge of refresh mints.
**Hurry**cane!
They're in mint condition
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Because they're in mint condition!
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