The Best 13 Candy Cane Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Candy Cane jokes. There are some candy cane lifesavers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these candy cane banana flavored puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Candy Cane Jokes and Puns

I know a guy who collects candy canes...

...they are all in mint condition.

Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?

Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile,

"where should I put the Christmas tree, Santa?"

I knew a guy who collected candy canes,

they were all in mint condition.

Whats the difference between Ornaments, Candy Canes, Myself, and the Star?

You don't hang the star

I found some leftover candy canes from last year that were still in their packaging.

They were in mint condition.

So today I went to eat a candy cane but it broke when I unwrapped it

Guess it wasn't in mint condition

What do you call a sharpened candy cane?

A spearmint

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What does a candy cane say to another candy cane during a strong storm?


That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

I just bought some collectors edition candy canes from Santa himself

They're in mint condition

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Why are candy canes so expensive?

Because they're in mint condition!

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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