Candlelight Jokes
14 candlelight jokes and hilarious candlelight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about candlelight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Candlelight Short Jokes
Short candlelight jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The candlelight humour may include short candle light jokes also.
- Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President.
- DAD Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. I go Tuesdays, she goes Fridays.'
- Thomas Edison was certainly one of history's greatest scientists. If not for his invention, right now we would be using our computers by candlelight.
- Candlelight is romantic until... Candlelight is romantic until she realizes your electricity has been shut off.
- Candlelight dinners, star gazing, long walks, just a girl with a burning heart... ...boy, Jean D'Arc really had a terrible life.
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Candlelight One Liners
Which candlelight one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with candlelight? I can suggest the ones about lantern and christmas lights.
- Electricity is a great thing... Without it , we'd be watching television by candlelight
- What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off.
- If it weren't for Edison... ...we'd be watching TV by candlelight.
Cheerful Fun Candlelight Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about candlelight you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flashlight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make candlelight pranks.
Two ladies are in the gym locker room ....
changing into their running outfits. One lady notices her friend's tummy and asks: "Sara, why is there wax in your belly button?" Sara says, "Oh, you'll never believe how romantic my boyfriend can be. He just loves to eat by candlelight."
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(Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever)
A couple are on a date in a romantic restaurant...
A couple are on a date in a romantic restaurant. As their order arrives, the wife looks around and notices every table has a couple having a romantic candlelight dinner date.
The man on the table to her right says to his date, "pass me the sugar, my sweet Sugar"
The man on the table to her left says to his date, "pass me the honey, my sweet Honey"
She asks her husband, "Look at all these men, why aren't you romantic with me like this?"
The husband looks her deeply into her eyes and says with his most romantic voice,
"Pass me the pork, my fat pig"
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary.
When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."
Checking out the birth facility
My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight.
"What do you think?" she said
He looked around. "Isn't this how we got here in the first place?"
