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14 candlelight jokes and hilarious candlelight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about candlelight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Candlelight Short Jokes

Short candlelight jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The candlelight humour may include short candle light jokes also.

  1. Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President.
  2. What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight? There ain't no rest for the wicked
  3. DAD Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. I go Tuesdays, she goes Fridays.'
  4. Thomas Edison was certainly one of history's greatest scientists. If not for his invention, right now we would be using our computers by candlelight.
  5. Candlelight is romantic until... Candlelight is romantic until she realizes your electricity has been shut off.
  6. Candlelight dinners, star gazing, long walks, just a girl with a burning heart... ...boy, Jean D'Arc really had a terrible life.

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Candlelight One Liners

Which candlelight one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with candlelight? I can suggest the ones about lantern and christmas lights.

  1. Electricity is a great thing... Without it , we'd be watching television by candlelight
  2. What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off.
  3. If it weren't for Edison... ...we'd be watching TV by candlelight.

Candlelight joke, If it weren't for Edison...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about candlelight can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of candlelight puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Fun Candlelight Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about candlelight you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean flashlight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make candlelight prank.

Two ladies are in the gym locker room ....

changing into their running outfits. One lady notices her friend's tummy and asks: "Sara, why is there wax in your belly button?" Sara says, "Oh, you'll never believe how romantic my boyfriend can be. He just loves to eat by candlelight."

Below is an ad that appeared in The Atalanta Journal.

Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips; cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call this number and ask for Dixie.
(Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever)

A couple are on a date in a romantic restaurant...

A couple are on a date in a romantic restaurant. As their order arrives, the wife looks around and notices every table has a couple having a romantic candlelight dinner date.
The man on the table to her right says to his date, "pass me the sugar, my sweet Sugar"
The man on the table to her left says to his date, "pass me the honey, my sweet Honey"
She asks her husband, "Look at all these men, why aren't you romantic with me like this?"
The husband looks her deeply into her eyes and says with his most romantic voice,
"Pass me the pork, my fat pig"

A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary.

When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."

Checking out the birth facility

My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight.
"What do you think?" she said
He looked around. "Isn't this how we got here in the first place?"

Candlelight joke, Candlelight is romantic until...

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The impact of these candlelight jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.