Candle Wax Jokes
4 candle wax jokes and hilarious candle wax puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about candle wax that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Candle Wax Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good candle wax joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Where did the father candle take his son for a trip?
To the Wax Museum.
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Candle s**... and dirty talk goes hand in hand with....
Mr Myagi and wax on wax off. ;->
What do models and candles have in common?
They both wax.
Joke my math professor told me today.
A man and his wife are having trouble with their marriage. They fight all the time and they have been continually becoming less physical. The man decides to visit his pastor on the subject. To which the minister proclaims, "You have to do something nice to attract her." The man responds, "Are you sure this will work?" and the pastor persists, "Yes, just do something nice to attract her, it will work I promise." And so the man goes home to get ready. Hours later, the wife comes home to find her husband with candles lit, and her husband slowly waxing his John Deere in the kitchen. She screams, "What are you doing?!" to which he replies "IM SAVING OUR MARRIAGE MARCIA! Pastor told me to do something nice to a tractor."
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